I keep an open mind, just not so open that my brain falls out.
Asheron
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--- A Question for ALL Atheistic ex-Dubs----
by gordon d inwhich child is wiser?
while starting a hunt for easter eggs one child runs to a big tree and finds nothing then that childs brother says, go look under that rock i promise youll find one there!
the child throws down their basket and says, i give up!
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--- A Question for ALL Atheistic ex-Dubs----
by gordon d inwhich child is wiser?
while starting a hunt for easter eggs one child runs to a big tree and finds nothing then that childs brother says, go look under that rock i promise youll find one there!
the child throws down their basket and says, i give up!
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Asheron
If there is a "god" then life is the ultimate Easter egg hunt. BUT....all we have is 2000 year old instructions on where the eggs are and no one can agree on where to look. in fact alot of hunters are killing each other over the color of the 'unfound' eggs. Ok now Ive had enough of the Bunny debate.
Believe or not..Happy Tuesday anyway.
Asheron
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New study calls "Jehovah's protective hygiene laws" into serious question
by under_believer inanybody remember this favorite witness concept?
the mosaic laws were basically perfect, the theory goes.
one evidence of this perfection was the fact that the hygenic requirements harmonize with current science, were obviously better than what everyone else at the time was practicing, and resulted in great health benefits for the israelites.
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Asheron
ARE YOU SAYING THAT GOD"S LAW IS NOT SCIENTIFIC??????? NOT PERFECT???????
NOT HYGENIC????? But...but...its written by God...
The scientists must have the poop thing all wrong. Poop is good for us, and natural.
Send $20.00 to support the: Sane Christians Over Old Poop Research (SCOOPR)
3978 Excrement Rd
Brownsville Ga 19006
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--- A Question for ALL Atheistic ex-Dubs----
by gordon d inwhich child is wiser?
while starting a hunt for easter eggs one child runs to a big tree and finds nothing then that childs brother says, go look under that rock i promise youll find one there!
the child throws down their basket and says, i give up!
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Asheron
Doesn't the same thing exist for Christ? (IF you have a signature I suggest Ebay$$$) The difference being that one is 200 years old and one is 2000..... As far as the body... sorry, Ibeleive that one is missing,,, kinda' my whole point!
I thought we were discussing the existance of god. The existance of a guy named Jesus is a whole nother thread
LETS DO THAT ONE NEXT!!!!!!
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Why all the Athiest/Christian bashing?
by AK - Jeff ini know i am different than many, and though i accept christianity, i just don't understand the constant debate and haggle over the matter.
not a week goes by without one side starting a fight with the other, then the other retorts with it's position.
lots of wordsmiths appear and try to reason above the other persons head, and make naked accusations about an entire class of persons unknown.
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Asheron
Yea...what Vomit said.
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--- A Question for ALL Atheistic ex-Dubs----
by gordon d inwhich child is wiser?
while starting a hunt for easter eggs one child runs to a big tree and finds nothing then that childs brother says, go look under that rock i promise youll find one there!
the child throws down their basket and says, i give up!
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Asheron
Which child is wiser?
While starting a hunt for Easter eggs… one child runs to a big tree and finds nothing… then that child’s brother says, “Go look under that rock… I promise you’ll find one there!” Again, Nothing! The child throws down their basket and says, “I give up! I can’t find one…. I don’t even think there are any Easter Eggs!! You guys are wasting your time!!”
Another child has the same experience but just when he was about to give up, notices another kid not even bothering to look for eggs. He walks over to the kid and asks "Why arnt you looking for eggs"The child replies "Our parents hide these things and lie about a big bunny to give us a sense of wonder and mystery about the world and to reinforce our hope of things that exist beyond our senses"
"But if you dont believe you dont get any eggs?" the child replies as he begins crying.
"Sure I do! I can go to the local store and buy dozens of em anythime I want and color them myself'. Really its ok" he says.
"The kid SCREAMS.."THERE IS SO AN EASTER BUNNY. I can feel it in my heart!!!! You are mean and stupid and I will not be dragged down into your foolishness"
"Please dont be upset. It it makes you feel better believe whatever you want but please, please dont insult me for what I dont believe in" he says.
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Lightbulb Joke
by Asheron inq: how many born-again christians does it take to change a light bulb?.
they have already seen the light.. q: how many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?.
a: we can't know.
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Q: How many born-again Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They have already seen the light.Q: How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We can't know.Q: How many deists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. If the light bulb no longer interferes with the world, why bother interfering with the light bulb?Q: How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The light bulb does what the light bulb does. Maybe you can understand a tiny portion of light bulb theory, but if you think you know why it’s there, you are deluding yourself. We are not that smart and probably never will be. The light from the light bulb is not there to serve you. You are not the grand drama around which the light bulb spins. Just be thankful for whatever light you have been lucky enough to experience.Asheron
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WATER WITCHING
by Mary indo you believe water witching actually works?
i had lunch with an ex-dub friend yesterday who told me that many years ago, when she was still a witness, her landlord's son came over (they rented a farm) and he showed her that it did work.
she had been fully prepared to say "ha!
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Asheron
Wow...if any of you can do this go here and collect $1,000,000.00
http://www.randi.org/research/index.html
Good luck!
Asheron
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--- A Question for ALL Atheistic ex-Dubs----
by gordon d inwhich child is wiser?
while starting a hunt for easter eggs one child runs to a big tree and finds nothing then that childs brother says, go look under that rock i promise youll find one there!
the child throws down their basket and says, i give up!
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Asheron
"The religion of one age is the
literary entertainment of the next "
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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The Divine Error of the Ages. Russell Chart update.
by Wasanelder Once in.
couldn't resist.. w.once.
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Asheron
“The Word of the Lord through the Apostle directs us thus--"I say...to every man that is among you not to think of himself more highly than he ought to think; but to think soberly [not according to the flesh, but according to his new nature] according as God hath dealt to every man the measure of faith." (Rom. 12:3) It is a life work with many, to conquer their too high appreciation of themselves, and to obtain the Spirit of a sound mind as respects their own talents, but they are assisted in this work of rectifying their pride, by the words of the Master, which say, "Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth." They are assisted also by the words of the Apostle, which declare that "God resisteth the proud, but giveth grace [favor] to the humble." "Humble yourselves therefore under the mighty hand of God, that he may exalt you in due time." Matt. 5:5; Jas. 4:6; 1 Pet. 5:5,6” – CT Russell
“You are right about one thing, there aren't any Christians on this board, excepting me. You bunch of phonies are fooling yourselves.” - Steam
Picture me rollin - Tupac Shakur
Later pops. You keep on preachin!
Asheron