.........hmmmmm..........uncanny............they both have noses......an eye on either side.........
NAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
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i know... far-fetched, but the similarities are somewhat striking: .
john mark karr on the left, rudy on the right.
.........hmmmmm..........uncanny............they both have noses......an eye on either side.........
NAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
can you imagine it?
they will never do it, because they know how important the mesmerizing repetition of buzz phrases has to be on young minds between spankings.
"now little unbaptized sisters and brothers, let's paint a grisly picture of all the worldly peoples' children dying at armageddon with their tongues and eyes rotting in their heads and their flesh dropping off their bones as they scream for help from their mommy and daddy.
How about - Pin the Tail on the Beast?
can you imagine it?
they will never do it, because they know how important the mesmerizing repetition of buzz phrases has to be on young minds between spankings.
"now little unbaptized sisters and brothers, let's paint a grisly picture of all the worldly peoples' children dying at armageddon with their tongues and eyes rotting in their heads and their flesh dropping off their bones as they scream for help from their mommy and daddy.
Today kids, we're going to make bas relief or paper mache likenesses of Rutherford, Russell, Knorr, Franze, etc., kind of like Mt. Rushmore!
After all - they are worshipped, are they not?
is this one of the wtbts notorious made up stories?
it's an article in the october 2006 awake ' protect yourself from carjacking'.. it gives the story of suszan and anika who were carjacked in south africa.
byt two men.
I cast my vote for this story beeing complete bull crap. A story like this should have made it into a newspaper somewhere - but no. Just like most JW urban legends - carried by their own personal grapevine - but nowhere else. I wonder why...............?
but this one beats them all.
it gives a whole new meaning to "pulling it out.." .
make sure you watch the whole thing... .
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a jw explains how their group can tell jesus returned 'invisibly' on another discussion board:you are right that you would probably need to be one of jehovah's witnesses to see all the things that we see.
jehovah's witnesses study the bible in ways that a lot of other people don't.
we dig into it, read it, understand and see meaning in scriptures that for a lot of people don't make much sense.. .
You would need a deep understanding of the various scriptures of the Bible in order to really see what the Bible is talking about.Oh, it's deep alright. And high. And smells.
dear abby,.
i have two brothers and two sisters.
one brother is a jehovah's witness circuit overseer, and the other one was just sentenced to death for murder.. my mother died from insanity when i was very young.
LOL! An oldie but a goodie - nice update.
i will not be able to post this until the evening of 8-20. i worked on 8-27 by mistake and will be out of town until sunday evening.
keep free from murmurings .
"--philippians 2:14 .
JWs in the 80's and 90's were told they would never see death and would cross over through Armageddon into the earthly paradise. They are seeing illness and death all around them at the KH. They are eagerly and desperately grasping at any statement at the conventions, assemblies, meetings that the end will be here, even by the end of 2006.
My 87-year old JW aunt died of lung cancer a couple of months ago and she was of nearly icon status among witnesses, as an example of faith and works going back to the 30's. She could barely speak, but kept asking for more literature and witnessing even in the hospice, hours before she died. One of her questions, however was, "Is it possible that Armageddon might come before I die?" A sister who was visiting her held up a thumb and forefinger about a quarter-inch apart and said, "Gerry, Armageddon is this close!"
We lived in the same town, but she and I had not spoken in 20 years, due to my apostacy, though we had been very close before. I visited her a couple of weeks before she died and was welcomed. Maybe she knew in her heart it didn't really matter anymore. Another sad waste of life and precious time and expenditure of hate.
according to a very reliable source it will prove that we are very close to the end
Does it occur to anyone else that this pamphlet might seem threatening or offensive to people who will grasp that the JWs are saying that every religion is false but the JWs? So, by that reasoning, JWs are coming to your door saying, "Your religion is about to be destroyed, and mine will be the only one left." Isn't that rather presumptuous?
first in april - i get a call from two elder's trying to set up a meeting i assume [ i told them not interested in speaking to them and hung up ] some may recall that thread.. then last month - two more show up at the house, and wifey ignores them at the door.
[i am at work].
tonight - 'brother t' calls on the phone and asks for me.
Hey, Jeff! Don't let them sweet-talk you into coming back, hear?