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  I have *found Jehovah*!!!

  by tetrapod.sapien in

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  after much searching high and low, i have finally found jehovah.

  he was there all along, but i was too arrogant to see him, and his greatness.. i am so sorry to the people with whom i debated his obvious and holy existence.. he has been on wikipedia all this time.. please see, and witness this.

  praise jah you peoples!.

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  Jordan

  95 Children!?! That man must be a god!
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  Road Rage Test

  by JH in

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  take the test .

  results of "the test" how angry do you get on the road?.

  your score = 50 .

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  Results of "The Test"

  How angry do you get on the road? Your score = 40

  
  
  What does your score mean?

  According to the results of this test, you have a moderate case of road rage. Though you don't always lose your cool, there are certain circumstances that overheat your circuitry and make you fume. Perhaps you get overly impatient while waiting at a red light, or have a low level of tolerance for super-slow drivers. Whatever the case, you're probably making mountains out of molehills. If you're going to drive, you have to accept the fact that it won't always be "smooth sailing". In preservation of your own mental and physical health, and for the sake of everyone else on the road, try to put these highway frustrations into perspective. They are just not worth the headache.

  Lord knows how I got such a low score. I'm usually filled with anger when I drive.
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  Does blood freak you out????

  by dezpbem in

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  i've had this phobia of blood and needles ever since i was given the anti-blood programming.. anyone else have his phobia as well?.

  i'm wondering if i'm the only person to have this fear.

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  No, I was a mild self harmer, gave myself the odd cut. but in recent yearsive been avoiding spillage at all costs(like a normal person) but I'm not freaked out by it.
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  Karma, Irony, Speeding Ticket

  by RichieRich in

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  yesterday morning i was enjoying coffee with a few teachers when we started talking about the north carolina laws that say that if you get a ticket while you're under 18, your license might be revoked.

  i was joking with them that in my business sedan (ford taurus), i can speed and no one seems to care.

  i spoke way too soon.. yesterday evening, i was leaving for work at about 5:20. i saw that i was coming up on a cop, so i did that thing where you hit the brakes, but try not to make it obvious that you just slowed down.

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  Don't Speed.

  Lol. J/k, that's rich coming from me. I'm lucky to only have had one ticket, but I swear that damn camera was wrong, I was well un ere the limit on that road. As for getting out of the ticket, I have no tips, but over here it's next to impossible to get out of it...
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  fandabbidozey

  by netclocker in

  1. watchtower
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  i am looking for help regarding some unsolved prophecies, regarding the king of the north and the eviction from heaven of satan, the woman, and three and a half years, or 42 months, or a time times and half a time.

  i have tried various forums over the past 4 years but only seem to get ridiculed or deleted.

  http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/10/66606/1.ashx this site here locked me up.

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  Jordan

  wait, did this turn into a serious conversation whilei was gone?

  (yes, i skimmed it, and yes, i'm drunk again)
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  fandabbidozey

  by netclocker in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i am looking for help regarding some unsolved prophecies, regarding the king of the north and the eviction from heaven of satan, the woman, and three and a half years, or 42 months, or a time times and half a time.

  i have tried various forums over the past 4 years but only seem to get ridiculed or deleted.

  http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/10/66606/1.ashx this site here locked me up.

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  Jordan

  Right, I'm sober now, what did I miss?
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  What makes you resemble your parents the most?

  by Soledad in

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  i have my fathers strange brownish/reddish curly hair, his cheeks his eyebrows and his jawline.

  i have my mothers face shape and eyes, i think.

  i also have my mother's figure (pleasantly plump!).

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  Jordan

  I look like my Dad and I've got a temper like him. But apparently I've got the brains of my Mum, but I often misjudge things like my Dad.

  I don't see myself as a quitter like my Dad though, and I don't see myself as being quite so gullible or naive as my Mum. I'd like to think I'm more like my Mum, even though I know that's not true.
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  Divided Household

  by pratt1 in

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  i grew up in a "divided household" and i was wondering how many of you had similar experiences to mine.. 1. i was always viewed as fatherless child as a kid.

  i wasn't, i had a very involved father, however he was an unbeliever.. 2. i always felt the my decisions in life ultimately meant that i was chosing one parent over the other.

  going to college i chose dad over mom.

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  Jordan

  I grew up in a divided household for a little while, and I do remember being treated as a fatherless boy. My old man bailed about 10 years ago, so since then I have been fatherless. But I didn't feel that being from a divided home, or a single parent family hurt my upbringing to any great extent. Sure, I was different to the other witness kids, they had perfect families (or so it seemed), but I fitted right in with the kids at school, 7 out of 10 kids in my were from single parent families. And as for missing out on having a father figure, well, I don't think I've turned out so bad, I think I'd have turned out alot worse if my dad had stuck around.
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  Pepsi or coke?

  by Evanescence in

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  which do you like better pepsi or coke?.

  evanescence *wish there were voting polls on this forum

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  Jordan

  Iron Bru WKD tastes like Iron Bru, but you can't taste the alchohol in it, that lead me to believe that Iron Bru itself, could well have alchohol in and we're all none the wiser...

  ...or not.
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  Pepsi or coke?

  by Evanescence in

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  which do you like better pepsi or coke?.

  evanescence *wish there were voting polls on this forum

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  Jordan

  Anyone tried Lemon Coke? I like that. And it's even drinkable in diet cos you can't taste the diet.

  I hate that lemon coke, it tastes like the drink has been infected... Same goes for Vanilla Coke. I like Cherry coke though, it's a shame that doesn't come in Diet...