The painting wasn't all that good, but the windows were all very clean indeed!
ChuckD
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WT to save money by renovating stadiums!
by Dogpatch ini think it's an excellent idea.
since the jw world is so dead and lifeless, and no one wants to go door-to-door because of the molestation issues and embarrassment for having to take a cow's blood, they can now hide out from the public by working for free for the watchtower during convention time!
save mother the rent, we all know how broke she is, with all the major investments and stocks!.
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The A-(postate) Team
by ChuckD inimagine this;.
you have been on the fence for a while, but it is becoming more and more apparent to you that your leaving is just a matter of time, and that soon, very soon, it will all come to a head.
you wait for that phone call from the elders like winston smith awaited the bullet in the back of his head.
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ChuckD
We could travel around in an old serial-killer-style conversion van, and I could cut my hair like Mr. T. I have most of the jewelery already.
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Ten Things You Won't See at the Sydney BBQ
by ozziepost ini'll start it off with:.
#1 attendants wearing attendant badges.. cheers,.
ozzie.
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ChuckD
#2 Anyone holding up a sign reading "Quiet Please"
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Freedom is so sweet!
by Ranchette insome of those that remember me wonder what i've been up to so far this year.i made a post tonight on the kids teens parenting board that tells some of it.check it out.. plus i'll add this.. since i quit meetings cold turkey believe it or not i've not experienced even one withdrawl symtom!!yea!.
i was in shock at first and it took me awhile to grasp that i was truly free.not df'd or da'd.
i don't believe in either and do not believe any man or group of men have the right to take friends and family from us!most of our friends and family have labled us anyway but that's their choice.. shall i confess my sins?
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ChuckD
That really is great news - congratulations. It sure does feel wonderful to open up to life, doesn't it?
One thing you mentioned got me thinking. Even though you were able to quit cold-turkey with no withdrawal, there are others who can't. Perhaps I could market a "patch" for them, like the ones somkers use. But this one would be a piece of 3" x 3" polyester, cut from a cheap suit, to give a little dose of the WBTS as needed. You could work your way down to smaller patches over time, and eventually - presto!
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The A-(postate) Team
by ChuckD inimagine this;.
you have been on the fence for a while, but it is becoming more and more apparent to you that your leaving is just a matter of time, and that soon, very soon, it will all come to a head.
you wait for that phone call from the elders like winston smith awaited the bullet in the back of his head.
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ChuckD
Imagine this;
You have been on the fence for a while, but it is becoming more and more apparent to you that your leaving is just a matter of time, and that soon, very soon, it will all come to a head. You wait for that phone call from the elders like Winston Smith awaited the bullet in the back of his head. You know that day is coming, you just don’t know when. Each time an elder comes up to you at a meeting saying he “wants to talk” about something, your heart sinks. If they deal with you on their own terms, they’ll intimidate you into confessing everything from apostasy to having kidnapped the Lindberg baby. They have done this before, and they are very, very good at it. They will try to shame you. They will try to break you any way they can… in their “loving” way, of course.
But what if you had some people you could call to help. People who knew the ropes, who have been down the same path, but most importantly, have moved on to enjoy happy, loving, and productive lives. People who would be there with you when it all hits the fan, to be your friends and advocates when the elders come to call, and who won’t let the elders or anyone else get away with telling you that you are destined to wind up on the trash heap.
Imagine a responsive group of people that are willing to show support, and prove that the society’s thug methods just don’t wash any more. A diverse group; some Christian, some non-religious, old and young, men and women - but every one of them knowledgeable about what is going on, and all more informed about the Watchtower society than the elders themselves. Can you imagine what it would be like for those witch hunters having to deal not with one intimidated brother or sister, but a room filled with happy people who just won’t take their crap?
I think a lot of people would be willing to drive a few hours on fairly short notice to be part of a group like this.
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Jesus' Real last words?
by bboyneko 2 ini found some interesting stuff as to the last words of jesus.
it is widely accepted that the gospels all used a lost refference book that contained only the sayings of jesus.
it is called the gospel of q i beleive.
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ChuckD
The last words of Elvis;
"Corn? When did I eat corn?"
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Look at what I found
by ChuckD ini saw this letter in the dumpster behind the local kingdom hall.
any idea what it may mean?.
dear brothers,.
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ChuckD
I saw this letter in the dumpster behind the local Kingdom Hall. Any idea what it may mean?
====================Dear Brothers,
In order to ensure that all of the information in your Kingdom Hall library is kept up-to-date, we would like you to make the following corrections to any remaining copies of the 1974 publication “God’s Kingdom is at the Front Door, and Says it’s Here to Kick your Ass”
Page 12, pp 4;
Please replace the words; “We can be assured that…”
With; “We would not be so foolish as to think that…”
Page 45, pp 6;
Please replace the words; “Without a doubt….”
With; “May…”
Page 56, pp 1, under the heading “Sodom”,
Please cross out “…will not be resurrected”
Please write in; “will be resurrected”
Please cross out what you just wrote, and write; “will NOT be resurrected”
Cross this out yet again, and write; “yes they will”
Over this, write; “No they won’t”
Write (in all CAPS)“I SAID THEY WILL, AND SHUTUP!”
Repeat as necessary
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Weddings That Honor Jehovah
by Kent in*** w97 4/15 23 weddings that honor jehovah ***.
i simply love reading the watchtower.
there is so many fine, timely advices to get, and i simply cants understand all the people here whining about the watchtower being a mind controlling cult.
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ChuckD
I know a great place; Gnashing Teeth Cleaners. Flat rate; $6.66 for any garment. Tell them "Ray" sent you.
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Weddings That Honor Jehovah
by Kent in*** w97 4/15 23 weddings that honor jehovah ***.
i simply love reading the watchtower.
there is so many fine, timely advices to get, and i simply cants understand all the people here whining about the watchtower being a mind controlling cult.
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ChuckD
Wait one minute - which is it? Do we not get along, or do we all have the same agenda?
You are also deluding yourself with an inflated sense of importance and persecution if you think all ex-witnesses are somehow conspiring against you and your organization.
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Weddings That Honor Jehovah
by Kent in*** w97 4/15 23 weddings that honor jehovah ***.
i simply love reading the watchtower.
there is so many fine, timely advices to get, and i simply cants understand all the people here whining about the watchtower being a mind controlling cult.
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ChuckD
Oh, and I forgot to mention that tonights Apostate service meeting will be held at "location X." Kent, it's your turn to bring donuts.