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  They're out to get me !!!!!!!

  by JH in

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  they're waiting for me to come out .

  they look hungry too..... .

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  You see what happens when you turn your back on Jehover and associate with us demonized apostates?

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  Big News! The Watch Tower Society has developed an edible Bible.

  by garybuss in

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  the watch tower society has at last developed a product that will sell, edible literature.

  the edible magazines are delicious and their shipping and storage only presents minor challenges.

  the magazines need to be kept in a temperature range of about 44 degrees.

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  Finally-Free

  Will this edible literature have a shelf life similar to their current doctrines? Or will this allow for more frequent flashes of new light™?

  Will this edible literature satisfy the stomach as much as their doctrines satisfy our spiritual appetite?

  Is it FDS FDA approved?

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  Feed them or preach to them?

  by MegaDude in

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  (a small exerpt from barbara g. harrison's book: visions of glory.

  one of the best ex-jw memoirs and you can read it online at

  http://www.exjws.net/vg.htm

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  Finally-Free

  It takes a lot of effort to make a real difference in someone's life, and it doesn't bring in any money. Peddling cheapass watchtower magazines is much easier. JWs like to take the path of least resistance.

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  2005 District Convention -- complete audio

  by Jourles in

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  ok folks.

  to whoever missed the spiritual buffet this summer, you're in luck.

  all of the talks are now available 'a la carte.

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  What's wrong with me? I can't believe I'm actually downloading this. I must be getting addicted to elevated blood pressure.

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  "Witnesses Skilled at Rebuilding Quickly" - Article

  by Ingenuous in

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  witnesses skilled at rebuilding quickly

  saturday, september 10, 2005 .

  by david bergengren

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  Why are they rebuilding the Kingdom Halls first and not homes?

  We must not forget that the Kingdom Hall™ is the most important building in the territory. It is the center of True Worship™. Where else can those hungering and thirsting for Spiritual Nourishment™ go? Why store up treasures on this earth where moth, rust, and natural disaster consume? Is it not preferable to put our own materialistic™ desires on hold so we can quickly resume our service™ to Jehover™? Ok, now it's my turn to puke. W
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  JWs Love It When Something Bad Happens To Ones Who Have Left The "Truth"

  by minimus in

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  did you ever notice how jws act when they hear that an inactive jw or a df'd person had something bad happen to them?

  almost with glee, they give that *look* that says, "we told you so".

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  comment right in the Wt study about bashing the brothers and slandering them while in the car-groups, ect.

  But I bet none of them had the balls to try to bash him to his face, right?

  JWs live to shit on people because they are nothing themselves.

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  Wedding Anniversaries

  by sandy in

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  i just heard through some ex-witnesses that it is no longer okay for witnesses to celebrate wedding anniversaries.

  i was very surprised to hear this.

  i am sure it has been discussed here but i cannot find anything on the matter.

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  well up until the divorce any way

  So what do you do now? Send each other writs? Sorry for my warped sense of humour but I think it would be fun to send writs and insults to people once in a while.

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  Skittles

  by damselfly in

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  has anyone else seen this skittles commercial?

  three people are sitting on a rainbow high above earth eating skittles.

  one guy turns to the other two and says "what if this rainbow doesn't exist and is only in our imaginations?

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  Finally-Free

  I've seen the commercial but I've never seen Skittles in the store. I guess I'm doomed to destruction.

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  If Armageddon comes and Jehovah kills you apostates

  by Smiles in

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  what would your last words be?

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  Believe me if I were there, I would have taken the brother aside and asked him were he got that information from.

  Now that's the kind of behaviour that always got me into trouble with the elders. If they can't back up their statements with the bible they take away your privileges so you'll think twice before challenging them again. W
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  If Armageddon comes and Jehovah kills you apostates

  by Smiles in

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  what would your last words be?

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  Finally-Free

  You mean to tell me that after Armeggedon and the ressurection and then the final test the earth will be FILLED?

  There is nothing paradisaic™ about an earth that is filled. When I leave my house in the morning I don't want to see anyone in any direction.

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