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  MegaDude Darling, I'm Going Potty And Require Your Assistance

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  i never knew you went to school in the british isles and that you can do a very good imitation of the accents over here, such a dark horse, bashful almost i tender?.

  you missed me darling?.

  don't worry answering, your flattery was what, in the first place, charmed me to this site.. for such wantoness in the freedom of your spirit, i endow you with my everlasting gratitude and appreciation.. in fact, every time i think of you, my heart feels a warm fuzzy glow inside.. .

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  I'm A Ruddy Tad Annoyed Wi' The Devil Tonight + Wannabee Elders

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  wannabee elders.

  what a sad ruddy lot.. the world must be in a mess.

  as much as i try to rationalise it, this planet, right now, is most definitely in one hec of a ruddy mess.

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  Fe Fi Fo Fum, I Smell The Blood Of An Englishman & Cheddar

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  yol.. 403 miles mike, 5 hours, not bad, not bad at all.. thankyou englishman for the tea this afternoon, most pleasurable and do give my kindest regards to george, your pussy.. aye, today, i was up at 0530hrs, 4 hours sleep, 400 mile drive and on the way, popped into see englishman, and, what a lovely fellow he is.

  however, anyone pick on his wife again, an i'm going to boot your friggin ass, so leave off.. here, today i traversed the grand canyon of north somerset, cheddar gorge, scrumpy country.

  blimey, tis ruddy bootiful up his way, didn't know it was like that, so picturesque, very nice indeedy.. anyway, i'm bollockin freakin friggin knackered, so, i'm going to make myself a nice mug of steaming hot tea, smoke spliff and chill for the rest of the evening, not negating a few pints and live music down town in the pub.. til' later, spank your plank an' all that.. celt

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  Ruddy Great Bolt of Lightning & A Turn Up for the Books ... Gardening

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  ruddy nora!!

  last night 4am i almost leapt out of my office chair with fright.

  this ruddy massive bolt of lightning came pounding out the night sky, zooming down my phone line, extracting a whopping great white flashing spark from my computer.

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  Oh that wonnerful land called Texas & it's curiosities ...

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  oh my giddy aunt.. i just saw this program on tv called texas teenage virgins.. as i understand it, president bush (cantankerous old sod), is now forthright encouraging people there and young folks to take a pledge of virginity until marriage, am i right, that it is even a by law?

  by gum, those poor sods that don't want to go along with the policy, tell me, are they made to feel like outcasts and socially excluded if they do not conform?.

  sex before marriage.

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  Careful What You Pray For In The Wilderness Cos ...

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  prayers get answered in the most mysterious of ways.

  ask mouthy, she knows.

  celt.

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  Cranky Canadian Women & A Marriage of Convenience - Wanted ....

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  generally speaking i love canadians, i don't think in real life i've ever had reason to fault them, i've only met half a dozen or so.

  but i like canadians.

  ameri .... now stop right there, you know you love them too, much wackier but still likeable enough, for all their daftness.

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  Squelching Great Dollops of Mud, an old wood burner & LPG

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  celtic harumphs with a capital h.. .

  i got a text on my phone about 1945hrs, 'crazy get us some ****', 'ok i replied, see you in 3 or so'.

  years ago, i thoughtt that by the time i was 35 i would be owning my own helicopter, alas, it never hapened.

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  MPD Multiple Personality Disorder Question

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  ajn just brought back some memories with her/his?

  post on depression in the congregation.. did anyone else here ever experience either as a witness or since leaving, mpd?.

  for many many years from around 17-25 specifically i used to go through an extraordinary rapidity of mood swings.

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  CT Russell Freemason?

  by Celtic in

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  yesterday in scandals & coverup's section, i posted this: http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/11/64393/1.ashx.

  now look at this and russell's own claim that he was a freemason.

  he makes this comment to the audience in the first page, 3rd para, left hand side (bottom).. http://www.exjws.net/museum/mason1.gif.

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