Posts by colorado5591

JWD gave me an avenue to reconnect with my long lost brother.
Over the years, the innerconnective relationships of myself and 3 brothers were largely built upon pretences due to our affiliation (or lack thereof)with the congregation. After many hard years, and finding my oldest brotha, I feel a larger sense of inner completion. He really inspires and challenges me. Through him, I have greater understanding of life and myself.

(if the aforementioned brother reads this post)

Don't be getting a big head over all these typed affections....Awwww, kissy woo kissy woo, you are moderatly cool and I miss you. As my good friend, The Cheat, always says "MEH!"

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Ever got stung or bitten by animals?

by greendawn in

did you ever get attacked by nasties from the animal world?

that includes getting stung by bees, wasps, spiders, scorpions, medusas, poisonous fish etc .

or perhaps suffered a snake bite, heavens forbid, or bites from dogs, lions, bears etc

colorado5591

heck yes I have! I was carrying a watermelon on my shoulder and our horse bit me, i have also been stepped on by, treed, and flown off horses

then there was that one time I fell victim to a killer bee who stung me on the head. My left eye was swollen shut and my cruel brothers called me "butt eye" I suppose my eyelids looked like buttcheeks.

We had a male dalmation for a while......by the way, when a dog is eating, don't sit there and throw pebbles at his lil doggy balls just for kicks....he is likely to bite you in the face.

damned scorpians hurt real bad

I also recall a really mean rooster chasing me and trying to gouge my eyes out

STOP LAUGHING!!!

WHEN IP_SEC WAS BUT A LAD, HE GOT ATTACKED BY WASPS REAL BAD AND HAD TO EAT THROUGH A STRAW. I TRIED CALLING HIM BUTT EYE AND STUFF BUT I LIVED IN CONSTANT FEAR OF HIM

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JW spies on the JWD

by greendawn in

jw
friends

what do you have to say to all the jws who under the direction of the governing body are lurking and spying on this forum and then give the gathered intel to their masters?

colorado5591

Even when the questions addressed specific points, your enraged masses were unable to let go of paranoia.

Christianity has a built-in defense system: anything that questions a belief, no matter how logical the argument is, is the work of Satan by the very fact that it makes you question a belief. It's a very interesting defense mechanism and the only way to get by it is to take massive amounts of mushrooms, sit in a field, and just go, "Show me."

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nonsensical quotes

by colorado5591 in

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to give somebody yourlove, is to give someone, yourself, responsibility .

what's your favorite quotes.........

colorado5591

To give somebody yourlove, is to give someone, yourself, responsibility

what's your favorite quotes.........

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to those who cared to care

by colorado5591 in

this dangie would not let me post to the original thread http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/7/93704/1.ashx .

thank you all for letting me vent and offering me words of humor and encouragement.

my poor (never been a dub)husband does not truly know the mental and emotional havoc wreaked upon us all so his comfort is somewhat limited.

colorado5591

This dangie would not let me post to the original thread http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/7/93704/1.ashx

thank you all for letting me vent and offering me words of humor and encouragement. My poor (never been a dub)husband does not truly know the mental and emotional havoc wreaked upon us all so his comfort is somewhat limited. What's so cool is that you all have a real understanding of how it feels.

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formal declaration of shenanagins on my dear deluded mother

by colorado5591 in

(crying as i write) .

so, our(ip_sec and my) mother getting married on wednesday in her best friends backyard, asked her if i could come, and she says to me........ .

"i don't know, i'll have to ask jo" (her bff) because i am not reinstated.

colorado5591

YO! IP_SEC
no elders were there. The attendees included only the important people like me, mom, the guy she married, mom's bestest friend, and her husband. I dont know who was at the reception cause I didn't go. Rumor has it that there were elders at the afterparty where the real debauchery took place..........buncha wine-os.

I went back home yesterday to go kayaking with some friends and we stopped by mom's house, this is some funny shit! Her husband is such a great guy!

When I got there, her new hubby was in the kitchen getting her some ice water and she was laying on her belly in bed, watching TV!!!!!! When I walked in the bedroom and saw that, I thought, "oh, sweet irony!"! She just has a permanent shit eating grin on her face and I love it! (if you are failing to see the humor here, it is because you did not grow up with us)

She also told me that a certain sister in law that has the shunning down to an art, who shall remain nameless was all like, "oh, I was hoping that Amy would stop by and see me when she was in town"

How bout them apples! MEH!!!

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formal declaration of shenanagins on my dear deluded mother

by colorado5591 in

(crying as i write) .

so, our(ip_sec and my) mother getting married on wednesday in her best friends backyard, asked her if i could come, and she says to me........ .

"i don't know, i'll have to ask jo" (her bff) because i am not reinstated.

colorado5591

Well, I got to go to the wedding afterall! It was awesome
surely as you read this you are wondering...whaaaa? How?

Member the original backyard wedding that I couldnt attend cause people will be uncomfortable...............

CANCELLED!!!!!!!!!!!!

The body of elders would not perform the ceremony because they felt they were marrying too quickly.........

So they went to the Justice of the Peace! FACED! did they really think they could stop her? Looks like my mom has a subversive streak in her afterall!
she was kinda ticked off at the elders for that whole deal.

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formal declaration of shenanagins on my dear deluded mother

by colorado5591 in

(crying as i write) .

so, our(ip_sec and my) mother getting married on wednesday in her best friends backyard, asked her if i could come, and she says to me........ .

"i don't know, i'll have to ask jo" (her bff) because i am not reinstated.

colorado5591

call me at my house, my cell is dead and i have no voicemail, ill send you my # on yahoo