welcome back... im quite new tho....
Posts by PaulJ
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by moses injust would like to say hello to everyone out there i have not posted in awhile i have been busy,i find this site as a great help for my escape from the org.
i wonder how long they will be around and when the r&f will wake up.
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New and need a question answered before I post any other questions
by soundbox_guy inokay, first off, let me get this straight...you guys are all witnesses, some all active, some do things all the way right, some don't do things all the way right?
some are by the book but not preachy, and some are witnesses that are rogue and do things their own way?
i just want to know before i post any doubts or concerns or anything because even though i know we're supposed to stay away from places like this on the internet, i don't want what i say somehow getting back to my congregation somehow and next thing you know 4 elders come busting through the door waving "no blood" cards and shouting "freeze, jehovah's witnesses!
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PaulJ
Welcome to the site- stick around. The main thing you will get here is honesty.
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a silly joke to share....
by PaulJ in.
mr tortoise is walking down the street when he is mugged by a gang of snails.. the police interview mr tortoise after the attack and ask him if he could describe his assailants.. "im afraid not" said mr tortoise, "it all happened so fast............".
its old and silly, but it still makes me laugh....
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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman walk into bar.
The barman says "Is this some kind of joke????"
Man walks into a pub with a giraffe. He orders 10 pints for himslef and 10 pints for the giraffe. They down their pints very quickly and turn to walk out the door. Halfway accross the bar-room the giraffe collapses, completely drunk, but the man carries on walking.
"Hey! shouts the bar-man, you cant leave that lyin' there!!"
"Itsh shnot a Lion" slurrs the man "Itsh a giraffe!!"
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a silly joke to share....
by PaulJ in.
mr tortoise is walking down the street when he is mugged by a gang of snails.. the police interview mr tortoise after the attack and ask him if he could describe his assailants.. "im afraid not" said mr tortoise, "it all happened so fast............".
its old and silly, but it still makes me laugh....
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Englishman- I heard that one recently- fantastic!!!
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embarassing things you did as a child...
by candidlynuts inok spill it... its good for you..let it all out.. tell us..what embarassing things did you do as a kid?.
i have many many many many stories.. ( you dont think i got this disfunctional easily did you?
lol).
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I was 15 and I lived in a house in the middle of a camping site (my dad ran the place) we were lucky enough to have an outdoor swimming pool that could be used in the summer months, but it didnt really warm up until late May. That wasnt going to stop me as i stood about to dive in late in April, even tho the water was freezing. I stood there for 5 minutes, plucking up courage to jump in when a group of 4 or 5 gorgeous dutch girls (who were staying on the camp) walked thru the pool gates- the pressure was REALLY on! So moments later, trying to show off i dived in. Problem was my swimming shorts were not tied correctly and I felt them suddenly around my ankles!! I struggled underwater for ages before I finally managed to get them up again, half-drowning in the process. The dutch girls had seen all of this and found it highly amusing, so i had to stay in the house until they left the campsite out of shame!
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LMAO- very very good!!!
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Wouldn't it be funny if...
by Markfromcali inokay this thread is for all sorts of ideas, just go with the subject title and whatever that comes to mind.
i know i have these pop up in my mind once in a while and i thought it would be cool if there was a thread where we shared all these.
here's one: i was just thinking wouldn't it be funny if an exjw/apostate wrote their messages in the typical watchtower writing style, complete with questions for study for each paragraph?
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If they WT suddenly said, "well actually we NOW think Armageddon could be in about 200 years"
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Hello world, this is my first post ever...
by zagor injust wanted to tell everyone how much i love this forum but never had balls to join in.
now that i'm officially dfd i can do whatever i like.
how about that?
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PaulJ
Welcome to the site- feels like a huge weight off your shoulders huh? Now you have left??
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Any good prayer stories?
by Samuel Thorsen ini know an elder who once opened a prayer like this:.
"jehovah!
this is xx-congregation speaking..." .
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The song finished, the brother stood on the platform smirking- leant towards the mike and said-
"Im sorry brothers.... you have just caught me finishing a sweet!"
So we had to wait around 30 seconds for him to finish before he started his prayer!!!!! I think he got told off for that after tho.... during the same meeting he had had to give one of those sickly 'sex' talks about conduct between the opposite sex's and as he came off stage he screwed his notes up in one hand and (audiably to the front 2 rows) said "phew, im glad thats over!!!" -he clearly wasnt having a good day.
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great letter Ian (although I developed a headache now) did you get an official answer?