Just half a dixie cup, Buttlight. Is that aaaa pr..obl...e........m?
Yes, Its not near enough!
ButtLight
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Excited to Attend D. C. Next Weekend
by Cold Creek Swimmer ingood morning friends,.
i just wanted to share with all of you the joy i am experiencing knowing that i will be attending the long awaited d.c, next week.
what a wonderful experience it will be to be able to sit with all of the loving and faithul delegates at this convention.
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Excited to Attend D. C. Next Weekend
by Cold Creek Swimmer ingood morning friends,.
i just wanted to share with all of you the joy i am experiencing knowing that i will be attending the long awaited d.c, next week.
what a wonderful experience it will be to be able to sit with all of the loving and faithul delegates at this convention.
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ButtLight
How much of that kool aid did you drink?
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PROOF OF REINCARNATON
by Mary into any of you doubting thomases who don't believe in reincarnation, how do you explain this?.
charles darwin charles russell.
hitler rutherfraud.
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ButtLight
Well, I must be a reincarnation of Adam then........Last time I got a chest exray, the doctor started laughing and showed me I was missing a rib!
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It's no accident that you are here.
by nvrgnbk inyou are the product of a wondrous living universe!.
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ButtLight
No accident for me.....One of my reletives started a thread about me, and then gave me the link and told me to join lol!
I was told there were Wild Partys out side of the WBTS
Ya aint never been around me and brooke!
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Imagine an elder stepping up to the microphone and.....
by JH inimagine an elder stepping up to the microphone at the hall, and instead of doing his part, he would just talk about all that's not right in that religion and take his time talking about his doubts before stepping down as elder.....and no one would stop him from talking because he is respected and because he would be the head elder and every other elder would be taken by surprise and wouldn't know what to do..... has this ever happened, do you think it could ?.
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ButtLight
If it were about 2 mins jammed into the end of a talk, then yes!
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So....What Do You Think Happens When We Die???
by minimus inare we going to heaven hell, purgatory?
are we able to sense anything?
do we really die??
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ButtLight
Ok, I already got dibs on Funky from mins last thread about this! Hands off Loosie!
Well, according to Eccl..12 : 7, our spirit goes back to god when we die.
My opinion? It doesnt say When. So, the ones hanging around after death either chose to not go yet, or dont realize they are dead.
I think I want to get buried with a laptop, and tons of extra batteries......then I can still post here!
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Funny answering machine messages
by ButtLight ini found a few that gave me a laugh.
hi, we're not home right now so leave your name and number after the beep, if you are calling to collect an outstanding debt, please leave your name and number before the beep.. hi, you've reached the home of ............... if you are calling to collect a student loan, gambling debt, or other obligation, please press 1 and hang up now.
if you are selling any product or service, or requesting charitable donations, please press 2 and hang up now.
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ButtLight
LMAO Butt
Im not joking either.......i really put it on there. The next "unknown" or "blocked" or "1-800" caller is goint to get a little surprize! Im sure it will make fun for the office.........but then again..........they may have all the coworkers call to hear it!
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ButtLight
I believe it is a possiblitie, but I dont dabble in it
I believe its is possible, and dabble with it whether i want to or not........they like me!
But I am on a ouija board kick for some stupid reason. I want to see it move, and spell something that makes sense! Afterwords, someone has to hold my hand as I walk up the dark steps to go to bed! (of the still chicken shit its demonz)
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Funny answering machine messages
by ButtLight ini found a few that gave me a laugh.
hi, we're not home right now so leave your name and number after the beep, if you are calling to collect an outstanding debt, please leave your name and number before the beep.. hi, you've reached the home of ............... if you are calling to collect a student loan, gambling debt, or other obligation, please press 1 and hang up now.
if you are selling any product or service, or requesting charitable donations, please press 2 and hang up now.
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ButtLight
Ok, I couldnt help myself, I had a few beers, and changed my message!
"Hi, you've reached ***-****, we're not home right now, so please leave us a message. If you're a telemarketer, please press *, turn around in a circle, and then take us off your list! If your a creditor, please leave your name, number, address, birthdate, SS#, mothers maiden name, credit card type, credit card number, expiration date, and the last three didgets on the back of your card, and you will receive a payment shortly! Thank you! "
Now I am wishing they would call instead of dreading it!
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A call from the GRAVE!
by ButtLight inok, since others are posting "boo" threads, i will too.
would you bury a loved one with a cell phone?.
i was watching sylvia browne yesterday.
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ButtLight
Besides if she was creamated how would she hit the buttons to make the phone call?
Also it seems a little weird to bury someone who is cremated. I guess it takes all kinds.
LMFAO......even if she wasnt cremated, how would she hit the buttons!
I was wondering that myself. Dont people cremate to spread the ashes? Or keep them in the ern, or is that urn, or is it something else lmfao!
Do people bury ashes? I suppose you can do what you want!