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  Whats the tallest tale you've spun and someone's believed it?

  by misspeaches in

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  i was just remembering how one day i told my good friend that bed mattresses are made out of cigarette butts.

  well i must have been very convincing because about a week later i happened to over hear her telling someone else about this 'fact'.

  i had to quickly stop her and tell her that i had only been joking!.

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  crankytoe

  I was trying to tell a friend about how I was drunk at a bar and this lady kept trying to help me stand up and walk back to my car,

  Well before I could finish the story, he kept interrupting with - "---And then ya banged her right?!"

  He kept doing that so finally I ended up just saying, "Yea, she helped me to my car, and then I banged her,"

  But actually nothing happened, she helped me to my car, I drove two blocks(maybe), pulled over and went to sleep. She had written her phone# on my forearm, but when I sobered up, I was too embarassed to call her.

  To this day my friend believes I banged her only because it would be too much trouble for me to try to tell the real story,
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  Why do the majority of "newbies" disappear ???

  by kid-A in

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  i have noticed that, in general, there is a "core" of regular posters on jwd that have been members for several years.. however, it seems the vast majority of "newbies" disappear after a couple posts, days or perhaps a week.

  how many "welcome" or "introduction" .

  threads have we had here where the new member disappears within a day or so, never to post again?

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  crankytoe

  LMAO!

  So true,
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  Why do the majority of "newbies" disappear ???

  by kid-A in

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  i have noticed that, in general, there is a "core" of regular posters on jwd that have been members for several years.. however, it seems the vast majority of "newbies" disappear after a couple posts, days or perhaps a week.

  how many "welcome" or "introduction" .

  threads have we had here where the new member disappears within a day or so, never to post again?

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  crankytoe

  Hi leftbelow,

  I think my posts stink pretty much too compared to other posters here,

  I often reply with a variation of "me too" or "yep". And most topics I start are really basic questions, but you have to start somewhere,
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  Why do the majority of "newbies" disappear ???

  by kid-A in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i have noticed that, in general, there is a "core" of regular posters on jwd that have been members for several years.. however, it seems the vast majority of "newbies" disappear after a couple posts, days or perhaps a week.

  how many "welcome" or "introduction" .

  threads have we had here where the new member disappears within a day or so, never to post again?

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  crankytoe

  Hi Warlock,

  Nope, that's not me in the picture,
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  Why do the majority of "newbies" disappear ???

  by kid-A in

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  i have noticed that, in general, there is a "core" of regular posters on jwd that have been members for several years.. however, it seems the vast majority of "newbies" disappear after a couple posts, days or perhaps a week.

  how many "welcome" or "introduction" .

  threads have we had here where the new member disappears within a day or so, never to post again?

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  crankytoe

  Well, I consider myself a newbie, and I agree that there's so much to read and think about, it just doesn't occur to me that I should post a reply.

  I've recently been making a conscious effort to post regularly.

  But notice I don't say much about myself as I'm concerned about being recognized,
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  Whats your fav quote from a movie

  by Es in

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  what are some of your fav quotes from movies???.

  i love the line in face off "oh eve i hate to see you go but i love to watch you leave".

  and the one in the rock " you want me to stick this in my heart are you f#$%ing nuts".

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  crankytoe

  From one of those Pink Panther movies,

  "Hello little puppy, --OW! I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!"

  ".......That is not my dog,"
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  Whats your fav quote from a movie

  by Es in

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  what are some of your fav quotes from movies???.

  i love the line in face off "oh eve i hate to see you go but i love to watch you leave".

  and the one in the rock " you want me to stick this in my heart are you f#$%ing nuts".

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  crankytoe

  From Miller's Crossing,

  "Please don't shoot me, look in your heart, please, look in your heart!"

  "........What heart?" Bang!
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  I have a new hobby.....dont laugh!

  by ButtLight in

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  i ran into this 83 year old man that lives next to my mom.

  he hand carves canes.

  i saw them and decided to give it a try.

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  crankytoe

  I want one!

  "If I have to draw your avatar on it, I will have nightmares lmao!"

  LOL!!!! Oh c'mon!
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  My story: Getting away from the Muggles

  by Wordly Andre in

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  2. experiences

  i was born into a jw home, my parents converted from catholicism a few years before my birth, so like many of you i never grew up in a home we the future was discussed in a joyful or hopeful manner, instead the doom of the end of this system of things was constant reminder that god was going to destroy the earth.

  in my preteen years i remember my parents trying to rush me into being baptized before the next convention, and even would try to entice me with talking about a party and presents, i resisted, to which i had brothers trying to study with me after school, even waiting for me outside my elementary school, follow me home and talk about the end of the world and that i better be baptized, i think eventually they gave up on me and thought that i was too young.

  later when i was in high school same games, although this time more intense.

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  crankytoe

  Wow, I've got a similar story, thanks for sharing,
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  My son retains his super heavy weight title

  by rekless in

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  clearlake's walker retains cage fighting title by staff reports

  lakeport -- when you step into the gladiator challenge ring, all the talkin' is over.

  collins.

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  crankytoe

  AWESOME!!