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  So as i'm leaving the house this morning...

  by stillconcerned in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ...two ladies park at the entrance of my driveway (thereby blocking my egress), get out of their mommi-van, and approach me smiling.. i don't know either of them.. the elder gal asks me if i'd be interested in learning what will happen 'in the end times'.. i am dressed for the courtroom, carrying a bunch of documents related to litigation against the watchtower in california and texas.

  when i turn to respond, several of my draft documents slide out of my daytimer and (spat!

  ) on the driveway.

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  Kimberlee, if I may ask, what kind of litigation are you doing against the WT?
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  How to destroy the Watchtower Organization

  by saved in

  1. jw
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  destroyed like bankrupt, unable to function as an organized religion, or whatever that will make all jws really wake up and think that this organization isn't what they think it is.. ideas?

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  Mastodon

  Ok, from what I see on the charts, baptisms have gone down on basically every major country. I noticed that one of the biggest dumps on baptisms takes place in Puerto Rico, my homeland. It really gives me some hope. I know that, back home, probably 85% of the people I know "fudges" their time reports and many are not really "into the troof", but because of the fear of shunning they are still in there, their souls slowly rotting.

  It's also noticeable the spike in publishers aroun 1998 and 1999, right before the millenium. It doesn't surprise me, given that Armageddon was "likely to happen" between milleniums, just like Y2k. And just like Y2K, it's all a bunch of horseshit. 5 years have passed since the new millenium and already the numbers are going steadilly down. So this might keep going and, with the help from the internet, hopefully it will destroy the bOrg as we know it. The only thing that could change this maybe, is that the bOrg makes a major prophecy to get new people in. Although, when that doesn't come true, it will be another nail in the proverbial coffin.
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  Tetragod vs Infamousone

  by horrible life in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  tetragod vs infamousone.

  both are hot.

  both are strong.

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  Smite me? That'll be the day! When you meet your foe face to face your knees will weaken, and your teeth will gnash when you finally understand the depth and breadth of my Lords mighty sword!!!
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  Hello, I'm Aaron, and this is my story...

  by MetricRX in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  dear reader,

  my name is aaron, and i have a brief story to tell regarding my youth as a jehovah's witnesses.

  my story is all too familiar for many who had the misfortune to find themselves unwilling participants in the religious activities of this group, but i would like to share my experience.

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  Funny Stuff... Loved It! Welcome
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  Tetragod vs Infamousone

  by horrible life in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  tetragod vs infamousone.

  both are hot.

  both are strong.

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  I am the mighty MASTODON, warlord of Sin and Defiance, I shall serve loyaly under the rulership of the ONE GOD, TetraGod. I will be his will and mighty sword, I shall be his biggest prophet and will aid my mighty lord on laying waste and rain misery and pain to any who dares oppose Him!
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  A comprehensive XJW website???

  by Junction-Guy in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  it would be really cool if we could have a website that was geared toward the activist xjw.

  not necessarily a discussion board type, but one that was a clearing house for all things jw.

  especially have links to attorneys, known xjw media personnel, links to senators and other lawmakers.

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  what purpose would that serve? if you aren't part of the religion, why not just go about your daily life? why do you feel it necessary to go and picket or have politicians in your pocket or other such nonsense? if you're not prepared to picket against Jews, Muslims, Catholics, Hindus, etc., then don't go picketing against anyone else either. live your life as you see fit, and let others do the same with their lives.
  
  
  
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  Patterson has a pool?!

  by lonelysheep in

  1. social
  2. physical

  i just read this http://www.thejournalnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?aid=/20051104/news04/511040390/1027/news11 and was suprised to learn there's an indoor pool up there.

  are there tennis courts, too?

  although they don't suspect the parasite of spreading to other pools, health department officials said as a precaution, they contacted the county's five other indoor swimming facilities green chimneys in patterson, carmel fitness and racquet club in carmel, jehovah's witnesses' watchtower educational center in patterson, arms acres in carmel and st. basil's academy in garrison to recommend that they superchlorinate their pools.

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  Hell, if the Puerto Rico Branch has a pool, a basketball court and a badass game room, then Patterson has a pool for sure...
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  Any one catch the trading spouses christain/new age episode tonight?

  by candidlynuts in

  1. social
  2. entertainment

  oh my goodness!

  to view a cilp: http://www.uselessjunk.com/modules....rticle&sid=2586[url.

  at this link : http://forums.prospero.com/foxspous...ges/?msg=6483.1 .

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  I was discussing this with my wife. Funny how the christians, the ones who are 'all about love', 'love thy enemy' and such, have been shown to be the nastiest, most hateful people in our country. Meanwhile, the 'New Age' folks, are respectful, loving and open to anything spiritual in nature. Fundamentalist Christians are a bunch of jacked-off wackos...
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  Anybody have the August 2005 'Our Kingdom Ministry'

  by nicolaou in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  if so, i need the very first song number mentioned in it.

  i think we all know why.

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  Mastodon

  Anybody can tell me which was the first song of the week of the 22nd of august 2005?
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  Theocratic Warfare: Is It Still Practiced?

  by Nate Merit in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i was "in the truth" for about four years and was disfellowshipped thirty-three years ago at the age of nineteen.

  when i became involved, at age fifteen, i was taught 'theocratic warfare' which is 'lying for the truth.

  ' it really didn't bother me until i was several years older and became more introspective.

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  Mastodon

  From this topic: http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/12/101138/1.ashx I gather that thw warfare i still alive and kicking and specially directed to their own members. If you noticed, the jw Media site claims one thing, obviously directed to non-jw's that may be intereste in the troof, so with that they are trying to debunk all the 586bc arguments. But yet, they still print that Jerusalem was destroyed in 607bc. So if you're not a dubbie, well 607 is a tentative number, but once you're in, that number becomes a rock solid doctrine.