Thanks for the link
interesting
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this is an excellent national geograpic special!.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7myqg_national-geographic-channel-science_travel.
Thanks for the link
interesting
david letterman is a late-night tv show host/comedian here in the usa (new york city).. the other night he said,.
"you know what they do at jehovah's witnesses' christmas parties, don't you?".
"they get drunk and knock on each other.".
for real?
Good one, I got 10.
What is the guy saying when you throw the shoe?
comments you will not hear at the 12-21-08 wt study (october 15, 2008, pages (12-16)(heartfelt).
review comments will be in red.
wt material from today's wt will be in black.
W88 3/15 5
For prayers to be acceptable to God, then, they must be addressed to Jehovah God through his Son, Jesus Christ. That is, they must be said to God in the name of Jesus.
So she prayed to God: "I don't know who you are... , but I know you're there. Please let me know you!" A short while later, Jehovah's Witnesses visited her and gave her the comĀfort and knowledge she had sought.
I'm confused !
Then again, the article does not say her prayer was answered.
the king.
(elvis that is).
http://www.singwiththeking.com/.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knashc5ubx4&feature=related
I don't understand what these guys did wrong ?????????? LOL
brothers!!!
surely we rejoice to know that "deliverance is at hand"!!!
how grateful we are that the faithful and discreet slave has given us such timely warning!!!
How many years does Jesus have left of his millenium reign? (according to dubyas) 905 years or so?
Best git a move on gettin - er - done Jesus !!! Only 905 years left !!!
Mountain Man: I bet you can squeal like a pig. Weeeeeeee!
Bobby: Weee!
Mountain Man: Weeeeeeee!
Bobby: Weee!
Mountain Man: What do you want to do now?
Toothless Man: [grinning] He's got a real pretty mouth on him, don't he?
Mountain Man: Ain't that the truth.
Toothless Man: [to Ed] You gonna do some prayin' for me, boy. And you better pray real good.
in the interviews on tv the dubs seemed to have trouble forming a coherent sentence.. http://www.wnep.com/global/story.asp?s=9497774.
In the interviews on TV the dubs seemed to have trouble forming a coherent sentence.
blondes year in review: .
january - took new scarf back to store because it was too tight..
february - fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....helllloooo!!
Blonde Degrees
> FIRST DEGREE
>A married couple was asleep
> when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The very
> blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment,
> and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles from
> here!' and hung up. The husband said, 'Who
> was that?' The wife answered, 'I don't know,
> some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.'
SECOND DEGREE
>Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact
> on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it,
> looks in the mirror and says, 'Hmm, this person
> looks familiar.' The second blonde says, 'Here, let
> me see!' So, the first blonde hands her the
> compact. The second blonde looks in the mirror and
> says, 'You dummy, it's me!'
THIRD DEGREE
>A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her,
>so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his
> apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door
> she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the
> blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the
> gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief.
> She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The
> boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do
> it!!!' The blonde replies, 'Shut up, you're next!'
FOURTH DEGREE
> A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
> She proudly says, 'Go ahead, ask me... I know
> 'em all.' A friend says, 'OK, what's the
> capital of Wisconsin ?' The blonde replies,
> 'Oh, that's easy. Its W.'
FIFTH DEGREE :
>What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? A: 'Is it mine?'
> SIXTH DEGREE
> Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized.
> She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
> The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and
> a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to
> respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with
> his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch,
> shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down
> on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she
> moaned, 'I come home to find all my possessions
> stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they
> do? They send me a BLIND COP!'
SEVENTH DEGREE
> Bambi, a blonde in her
> fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her US
> Government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew
> what Roe vs. Wade was about. Bambi pondered
> the question; then, finally, said, 'That was the
> decision George Washington had to make before he
> crossed the Delaware .'
my dad says "if someone shot and killed your wife, would you put the gun on a wall, make a replica of it and .
hang it around your neck?
that's how stupid christendom is with the cross.".
does it even matter??................oompa
Only to the dubs.
The way ancient people might have thought.... If Abraham killed his son with that knife and he was then ressurected, I'm sure that knife would have been viewed
in some sort of Lord of the Rings sword of Narsil shrine.