Where can I learn to speak jive like Mrs. Cleaver and the rest of you? I want to join in on the convo!
findingme
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Are you one cool cat? then lets talk jive!
by doodle-v inwhat it is, my man!
hey sweet daddy, what's goin down?
i'm bout to raise up outta here and get back to the pad cause i got a hip flick i gotta catch around five ya dig?
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Why do you keep posting here?
by ScoobySnax inyou know i like to post these dumb'uns but i was thinking this tonight as i sat here thinking what to post.
then i thought to myself, why am i sitting here "wondering" what to post on a forum like this.
i think i get more than the fair share of stick here for posts i have made because of what i do post, and i can live with that.
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findingme
I have been dealing with guilt since leaving the organization (some anger, too). I don't want to go back. I have no desire to become reinstated or even go to a meeting. I have (and sometimes, still feel) like a bad person for making that decision. This site helps me to realize there are other people--good people--who understand where I am coming from and that it's OKAY to make the decision not to go back. I need to post the issues I have kept bottled up inside me for so long; letting them out is good therapy.
That's why I post.
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Qualities to look for in a marriage mate? Let's get real...
by findingme indoodle-v's thread regarding our own ypa questions got me thinking about this.
recall when we were past the "bloom of youth", and we could start the dating process (with only the possibility of marriage in mind, of course).
i was reminded again and again to look for that brother who possessed "spiritual qualities", ie, who could take the lead, had the goal of becoming a pioneer, or already was a pioneeer, etc.
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Alright, all this suggestive talk I'm overhearing between FMZ and Puternut is getting me turned on.....
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Kingdom Photo Album
by Jonty Parkin ina selection of wholesome, uplifting, edifying, upbuilding theocratic images, through which we can relive the wonderful privillage of humbly, tirelessly and thanklessly slaving for the majestic and triumphant organisation.
making the circuit overseer feel at home.. observing mom in the field ministry.
the circuit overseer shares his personal experiences.
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findingme
Hey
Where's the pics?
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Welcome Ex Dub MS to the Board
by Sassy in.
we made a new friend in chat today.... and since he is only on his 4th post, it isn't too late to give him a official welcome!.
welcome ex dub ms!
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findingme
Hi, Ex Dub MS. I read your posts on the YPA thread. Your "answers" to YPA's "questions" were great!
Nice to meet you,
Robin
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Jehovah's Witness Accidentally Eats Candy Cane
by drwtsn32 insaw this on another site... way too funny not to post here!
http://www.onthejohnnews.com/2004/001/witness.htm.
jehovah's witness accidentally eats candy cane.
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findingme
"On the John" Attorney--CLASSY!
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Make up your own Young People Ask titles
by doodle-v input yourself back in a dub's kids shoes and make up your own young people ask titles.. here's mine:.
young people ask:.
why do i have to go to these lousy meetings five times a week?.
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YPA: What exactly can I get away with and not get disfellowshipped?
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Make up your own Young People Ask titles
by doodle-v input yourself back in a dub's kids shoes and make up your own young people ask titles.. here's mine:.
young people ask:.
why do i have to go to these lousy meetings five times a week?.
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YPA: Will I be disfellowshipped if I want to marry out of love?
YPA: Am I a pervert if I masterbate more than 5 times a week?
YPA: Why is it okay for him to feel me up, but I'm not supposed to masterbate?
YPA: Why do I moan while masterbating?
YPA: What do I say to the elder who undresses me with his eyes?
YPA: My KH has windows; will everyone in my congregation survive Armageddon?
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Make up your own Young People Ask titles
by doodle-v input yourself back in a dub's kids shoes and make up your own young people ask titles.. here's mine:.
young people ask:.
why do i have to go to these lousy meetings five times a week?.
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Qualities to look for in a marriage mate? Let's get real...
by findingme indoodle-v's thread regarding our own ypa questions got me thinking about this.
recall when we were past the "bloom of youth", and we could start the dating process (with only the possibility of marriage in mind, of course).
i was reminded again and again to look for that brother who possessed "spiritual qualities", ie, who could take the lead, had the goal of becoming a pioneer, or already was a pioneeer, etc.
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Doodle-V's thread regarding our own YPA questions got me thinking about this. Recall when we were past the "bloom of youth", and we could start the dating process (with ONLY the possibility of marriage in mind, of course). I was reminded again and again to look for that brother who possessed "spiritual qualities", ie, who could take the lead, had the goal of becoming a pioneer, or already was a pioneeer, etc.
I remember overhearing a sister say to her young son "See that young sister over there? I'm told she would make a very submissive wife if she got married. You should introduce yourself to her...". I rolled my eyes as I thought about my own loveless marriage to my Ministerial Servant husband, which was my case at the time.
I joke about it now. So, everyone: what qualities do you look for in a marriage mate? What about the following:
I love him; he loves me. He treats me great. He is a hard-worker. He is honest. He respects me. He's a good kisser; he's a great lover......HE MAKES ME HAPPY ??????
Isn't it helpful to know how they are in bed, too?