Posts by prophecor

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Sitting or Standing?

by LittleToe in

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a recent thread brought this to mind:.

http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/10/86271/1.ashx.

i had a male friend, when i was a jw, who was taught by his mother to always sit when he pee'd.

I can attest to being a sitter. I prefer to sit as to go thru all the trouble of standing, lifting the seat as well as in some instances, the lid. By the time I've gone thru that obstacle course, now to un-house the Jimmei, take aim, and fire, I could have easilly saved myself the agravation of all those complex movements, by dropping the trousers and making myself comfortable by having a seat. There's, also, no need to feel rushed when taking a whizz while sitting. You can have a moment to relax, refresh yourself, contemplate briefly your thoughts during a minor moment of meditation. When one sits, you often have the ease and availability to have gases expelled which often times are not pre-programmed into the wonderfully created body, as rule while standing. If they do, they have to be forced out, as opposed to if one is sitting, the body now, is in a more natural alignment to have such said gases expelled. The other benefit is when sitting, your body becomes more conscious to it's inheirent need to evacuate waste material. If it is you are already in a sitting position to do so in the first place, one's moments in the lavatory can now be even more refreshing. The body is not conditioned to responding to its need to evacute the solid waste products, so if you become accustomed to sitting, your body will be more responsive in adressing that all too important need. There's truly, no greater feeling than leaving the rest room knowing you've gone to every possible avenue to remove the waste deposits from our urinary and intestinal tracts. Leaving you with a much fuller feeling of refreshment, and the ablity to get further along in your day. To leave one's body to unfinished business while attending to the daily needs of waste removal can leave you anxious, confused and just not up to snuff to giving the attention of the day, all it truly deserves. So, for you too egotiscally reserved to have a seat while taking a leak, I offer you a challenge to yourselves, have a seat, take a load off, be gentle with yourself. To seat oneself is an opportunity to actually take a stand for the unfortunate sexist and egotistical stance that we as men also need to be ridding ourselves of. So there. I've said it!!! Just do it!!! Just sit down, It'll come to be the best 15 minutes you could have ever given yourself. And besides, my wife won't stand for me to stand and pee!!!

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Well....the wife and I are going back to the Kingdom Hall.

by jimbob in

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before i explain why, i've never really given anyone a background on myself, even though i've been a member here for 2 1/2 years.

so i'll try and make this quick.. i was raised a jw my whole life.

i know many jw's in the seattle area and eastside.

prophecor

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frenchbabyface...

by under74 in

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friends

i hardly see you anymore... .

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how have you been?

prophecor

Monsters Ball was the bomb!!! He was too cool, though I liked watchin P-Did He get the chair. " Push the Button" phsssssttttzzzzzztttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ouch, that hurt!!!

TTYL74

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