Topics Started by alfie
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Movin' on up
by alfie inwell, wel, well.i've reached my first 100th post.
so tell me; how many more do i have to contribute to make jedi?
then it's onwards and upwards to emporer, then...then.......god!!!!!!!.
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On an elevator
by alfie inmike goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this.
great big huge guy standing next to him.. .
the big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks.
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The Hunters
by alfie intwo men were avid moose hunters.
every year they chartered a plane to take them to the canadian back >country.
this year hunting was especially good and in a few days they each bagged a moose.
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Police Story
by alfie in"a woman named ethel is a bit of a demon in her motorized wheelchair and loves to charge around the nursing home taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.
the poor woman is 'confused,' so the other residents tolerate her and some of the men actually join in.
"one day, ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and crazy clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched.
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Can we be too busy?
by alfie ingood morning all, i don't usually allow myself to get too sentimental, but this was sent to me by my baby sister (not a jw) and upon reflection, i wondered if i got so wrapped up in myself that i often forget about the concerns of others.
alfie .
heavenly father, help us remember that the jerk who cut us off in traffic last night .
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Executive Decision
by alfie inan executive was in a quandary.
he had to get rid of one of his staff.
he had narrowed it down to one of two people, debra or jack.
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Perspective
by alfie in> > > >something to remember the next time you're thinking your job is.
> > > > >a us air force c-141 is scheduled to leave thule air base,.
greenland.
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who was that masked man?
by alfie ina couple was invited to a swanky masked halloween party.
she got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.
he, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going.
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Grateful
by alfie inwell, it's thanksgiving for us here in the great white north, and we (my wife and i) wanted to extend our thoughts of gratitude to all on the board.
it's a funny thing, the way the wbts tells us that we shouldn't have to set aside a special day for the giving of thanks; that it should be something we do automatically every day.
however, i find myself reflecting on the time spent in servitude to this organization and recall how to the average r&f witness, every day was spent, not on thoughts of giving thanks, but rather on ekeing out an existence and pounding a beat with the literature supposedly designed to draw people's attention to god's kingdom.