"We are a spiritual group of men who act as guardians of our doctrine."
"Thank you for that question!!"
"God's spirit motivates us."
"Thank you for that question!!"
"We are not an organization of lawyers." ...haha! No shit, Sherlock. (or was that "lizards"?...I am pretty sure he said "lawyers")
"The judges at the gates of Israel were only men..."
"Thank you for that question!!"
"We are not like other churches where they just go to church and then don't talk to each other..." !!!!????
"Thank you for that question!!! Your Honor..."
"I hope to be able to ask Jesus himself that question sometime in the future!"
Oh my...I better stop for now...
But, Sparrow, I must say, thank you for asking that question. :)
*to add -
I forgot two of my favorites.
"We don't run a spy network"
"We don't run a police state."
"Thank you for that question..."
Ya dummy, Jackson...nobody asked you that question...