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New Book - The Reluctant Prostate
by Simon in
1. social
2. humour
hey everyone, i'm writing a new book.. it's the entirely fictional story about a character called "roy devons", an obese clown who was kicked out of clown college because he couldn't stop touching himself.

he launches his own youtube channel where he tells the world how wrong and unfunny clowns really are.

the world already knows this, and never really had much todo with clowns anyway, although some other ex-clowns felt like they needed to be reminded regularly of their past lives.. he hits upon the idea of asking for donations to support efforts to convince ex-clowns to get their prostates checked.
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@Simon - if the book is good, then I can see a film adaptation ...
Obese neck-beard Roy Devons (Alec Baldwin) is a youtube hero, globally celebrated for single-handedly rescuing hundreds of millions of people from various cults across the world.
But an unexpected midlife crisis causes him to take a break from saving the world. His only option now is to go on vacation to the fleshpots of Thailand for a two-week period of self-reflection.
Roy Devons is ... The Kerb Crawler.
This film has been rated R due to its frequent depictions of explicit sex and blame-shifting.
All characters featured in this motion picture are entirely fictitious and any resemblance to real persons is purely coincidental.
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars
by Newly Enlightened in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
original reddit post (removed).
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I can't tell the young woman's/girl's age.
She could be 14 or 15 and made up to look older, or she could be 19 or 20 or something.
But she's still young, and Lloyd is, what, late thirties? Forty?
Plus, he's married.
Total scumbag.
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The Lloyd Evans Infamous "Photos" Are Being Circulated
by pale.emperor in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
lloyd's twitter statement this morning states:.

today photos are being circulated that djana disclosed privately to someone she assumed to be a trusted friend.

i want to make it clear that the woman in the photos is in her 20s and not a sex worker.
LoveUniHateExams

she appears very young. Lloyd still claims 20's - Yeah Lloyd states explicitly that 'of those I met in Thailand, sex workers or otherwise, nobody was a minor by either Thai or US law and all were in their 20s or older.'
Like he had the time and the means of verifying the age of sex workers he slept with.
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Sociopaths - What's Your Story?
by Sea Breeze in
1. jw
2. friends
first - some facts about sociopaths.

1 out of 100 people are sociopathic and they are rational people.

they are not deluded.. 2. they display a lack of conscience, an inability to feel remorse, and above average intelligence .
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Anyone else have a sociopath story? - yeah, me, I think.
I'm probably a sociopath, or at least have some sociopathic tendencies.
I don't have a relationship with my dad anymore because of my own choice, and I have little relationship with the rest of my family who's still alive.
The last time I saw a family member face-to-face was in January 2018 - that's over four years ago.
The only member of my family I really love (and miss) is my mum. She died in 2004, after being paralysed neck-down from a stroke she suffered in 1997.
I'm more than comfortable with my own company. Weird, huh?
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The "WE'RE ALL IMPERFECT" Theory.
by pistolpete in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
a recurring theme in this loyd deal is the we're all imperfect-----------excuse!.

the "we're all imperfect" phrase, is an over used watchtower membership cliche, embedded in the minds of jws and anyone that leaves.

in the real world, there is no such thing as "we are all imperfect".
LoveUniHateExams

The 'we're all imperfect' excuse puts all ex-JWs in a bad light.
Most ex-JWs don't cheat on their partner with prostitutes.
^^^ It really is that simple.
Lloyd Evans is a dick, that's all there is to it.
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New Book - The Reluctant Prostate
by Simon in
1. social
2. humour
hey everyone, i'm writing a new book.. it's the entirely fictional story about a character called "roy devons", an obese clown who was kicked out of clown college because he couldn't stop touching himself.

he launches his own youtube channel where he tells the world how wrong and unfunny clowns really are.

the world already knows this, and never really had much todo with clowns anyway, although some other ex-clowns felt like they needed to be reminded regularly of their past lives.. he hits upon the idea of asking for donations to support efforts to convince ex-clowns to get their prostates checked.
LoveUniHateExams

"Roy Devons" - lol
You gotta write that book.
I'd buy it if you got it published
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Where do we go from here, the Lloyd-gate?
by raymond frantz in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
the problem is where do we go from here?

lloyd is not going to go away , he has too much to loose(money) neither will his followers go as we have seen the last few days there was hardly a drop to his membership .so what's next?

we will be branded in the same colours and because of him we won't be taken seriously anymore.
LoveUniHateExams

where do we go here as activists - I think activists should perhaps concentrate on the big issues.
Things like - sex abuse and blood.
Of course, most ex-JWs aren't activists. They're just ordinary people who've escaped a cult.
Apart from the JW cult, us ex-JWs have nothing in common.
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars
by Newly Enlightened in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
original reddit post (removed).
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Lloyd Evans is one sick individual.
Nothing to do with the org, really, he's just a sick mother.
I hope his wife takes advantage of the GoFundMe for her (if it exists) and leaves him.
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars
by Newly Enlightened in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
original reddit post (removed).
LoveUniHateExams

Here's another thing that I don't think anyone has commented on ...
First, let's see if I've got things right: Lloyd cheated on his wife with prostitutes for four years, about once every two or three weeks, I remember him saying.
Let's do the math - every year that works out to about 25 payments for sex. Then multiply that by four and Lloyd could possibly have done this 100 times or more.
So, does Lloyd know he never picked up HIV or any other STDs? Has he had blood tests? I assume he had been having sex with his wife during the four years he cheated on her, so has his wife had a thorough health check up?
Edited to add: it appears I got my calculations wrong - Lloyd said 'every three months, for about four years'. But my point about health checks for him and his wife still definitely stands.
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars
by Newly Enlightened in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
original reddit post (removed).
LoveUniHateExams

I'm still amazed that is response about the 14 year old isn't to immediately outright deny it - exactly.
I KNOW I have never groomed 14 year olds. If accused, the first thing I'd be saying is 'bullshit!'