I saw this for the first time on collegehumor, i couldn't stop laughing after I found out it was real
DuvanMuvan
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Jehovah just wants the Deaf to stop Masturbating
by Watchtower-Free inone vid with over 100,000 views thanks to jw.org.
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=jehovah%27s+witnesses+masturbating.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5f_yghhiss.
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Is the Governing Body trolling us?
by kneehighmiah ini'm starting to believe the bethel higher ups are trolling us.
the outright contradictions and stuff like overlapping generation is too ridiculous.
calling out the harold camping when we did the same thing.
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DuvanMuvan
Can someone tell heavensgate that jwn isn't a religion because they don't seem to understand. What "movement"? Are you for real?
DJS I asked on another thread if anyone else thought hg was a troll. I'm almost certain they are now
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Is the Governing Body trolling us?
by kneehighmiah ini'm starting to believe the bethel higher ups are trolling us.
the outright contradictions and stuff like overlapping generation is too ridiculous.
calling out the harold camping when we did the same thing.
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DuvanMuvan
Do the gb have children? I mean they seem pretty old. When they die, where does all the money they've been guilting out of everyone go?
@Heavensgate if you want people to respect your opinion then saying everyone on this forum is a liar and copy and pasting entire wt publications into a sinlge post isn't the way to go. You also can't then turn around and say all people are doing is attack you.
Even when your opinions are ridiculed most of the time they still have actual responses behind them that it seems you like to ignore.
How about responding to what wasblind, outlaw or finkelstein just said in a clear, respectful way and I'm sure they'll do the same to you.
Or just make your own thread about something?
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Was There Anything A JW Said That Made You Raise Your Eyebrows?
by minimus inwe had an elderly pioneer/ms in our hall and he used to like to rattle the elders.
he liked using the "n" word in his comments.
he one time started to comment about the "ni##er pool" that he would observe among the poorer blacks.
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DuvanMuvan
Splash that was the funniest thng I've ever read
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Is the Governing Body trolling us?
by kneehighmiah ini'm starting to believe the bethel higher ups are trolling us.
the outright contradictions and stuff like overlapping generation is too ridiculous.
calling out the harold camping when we did the same thing.
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DuvanMuvan
I'd be lying if I said didn't wonder about how far up the totem pole bullcrap trickled down from
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What is / was the first thing(s) you looked forward to doing once you were out for good?
by SecretHeart11 inone of the things that keeps me going is thinking about the things my family and i will be able to do once we are all out, together, and free at last.
(and we will be out together, i'm staying positive!).
i soooo look forward to christmas.
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DuvanMuvan
Let us know how it goes, yeah?
Yeah but I've decided that I'm gonna wait a bit though. I literally only stopped going to the meetings on Sunday (that was my last one). If I start going out with her straight away my mum will think I only left because of her. Then the elders are gonna be more annoying than they were before.
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DuvanMuvan
It's probably because people who find it will see that the nice people who visted their house the other day were actually just reciting one of many pre-written responses. I know I didn't like the idea of just repeating what others told me to say when I was on the ministry and it seemed kind of pointless.
It also undermines any "knowledge" (scriptualor scientific) that jws could appear to have when you meet them for the first time and they don't hesitat. In answering your questions.
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What is / was the first thing(s) you looked forward to doing once you were out for good?
by SecretHeart11 inone of the things that keeps me going is thinking about the things my family and i will be able to do once we are all out, together, and free at last.
(and we will be out together, i'm staying positive!).
i soooo look forward to christmas.
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DuvanMuvan
Lol vidiot I've been getting these really annoying "hints" from her friends that I should stop being such a pussy and ask her out already blah blah
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Active JW's, can you defend "THE TRUTH?"
by DATA-DOG inas of yet, no member of the jehovah's witness faith can defend their unique beliefs.
when the dust settles, it all comes down to blind faith in men's ever-changing ideas.
this "unique belief" was not a "true teaching of the bible.
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DuvanMuvan
I'm new to this forum so I'm not exactly sure on all of the "lingo". But has this thread been hijacked*? I've seen people use that phrase in a similar context and was just wondering.
If so I'm willing to place money on the fact that heavensgate knew this would happen
*by heavensgate
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Active JW's, can you defend "THE TRUTH?"
by DATA-DOG inas of yet, no member of the jehovah's witness faith can defend their unique beliefs.
when the dust settles, it all comes down to blind faith in men's ever-changing ideas.
this "unique belief" was not a "true teaching of the bible.
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DuvanMuvan
To be honest, I don't think arguing over the definition of words is helping anyone.
Heavensgate as the only other active jw on this thread, you're doing a really bad job at helping dot come to grips with what they are reading.
Quite frankly, seeing the amount of time you've taken to NOT answer a relatively simple question and instead get into pointless arguments, makes me think you're trying to stall