by Fe2O3Girl 35 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
Since so many misguided people don't acknowledge the wonder, beauty and magnificence of the invisible pink unicorn, I was wondering if she has an opposite number?
Any deity worth it's salt ought to have, indeed has to have, an enemy to blame stuff on.
Any nominations?
you obviously haven't heard of the blue oyster (of doom) yet. maybe you're even being misled by him.
The Blue Oyster (of Doom)!!!
Thanks Googlemagoogle, that is the information I needed. Now, with the help of the Pink Unicorn and the Blue Oyster, I need never concern myself with pesky facts again. If someone tells me something I disagree with, however reliable their source, I can simply invoke the Blue Oyster!!
"The Blue Oyster has really fooled you!" I will smirk, then stick my fingers back in my ears.
"La la la la, laa la di daaaaah........!"
The Blue Oyster of Doom is sometimes worshipped as the Flying Spaghetti Monster:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
Pole
The flying spagetti monster is the best....and should be included in ANY curriculum that wants to include Intelligent Design.
I've never heard of the Invisible Pink Unicorn Cult, but I have heard of the Blue Oyster Cult.
As for the Flying Speghetti Monster perhaps someone should Penna gospel as it was long ago and it is now pasta joke.
The Golden Butt Monkey has always refuted the Invisible Pink Unicorn's teachings, so I nominate him.
Wasn't the Blue Oyster club in Police Academy?
I've seen it on TV, so it must be true.
Still aint seen an invisible pink unicorn, though
LT, of the "heretic" class.
I could show you my pink unicorn...but it's very shy
Oooooooohhhh!!!
And I saw her "face", now I'm a believer...
