What Are Things That You Do NOW That You'd NEVER Do As A Witness?

by minimus 50 Replies latest jw friends

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  GentlyFeral

  Oh, it's a long, long, happy list.

  • I do swear.
  • I've been church-shopping lately; have allied with some religion or other ever since I DA'd.
  • I did try to be an atheist first. It didn't take.
  • I've taken lovers and cheered when my darling husband did the same.
  • I get nekkid with other ladies when I get the chance.
  • Miss MaryJane is my friend (let's pretend those aren't palm trees)
  • I've voted in every election.
  • I work magic.

  And - something I never did as a jaydub because life simply was not inspiring enough:

  • I write poetry about it all!

  gently feral
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  cyd0099

  I've taken up pipe smoking, but only on occasion. I like the ritual of it all.
  
  I've always pretty much read what I wanted to, so maybe that's why I'm here instead of on the inside.
  
  Openly bought porn and toys. I usually travelled to a neighboring city and snuck it home.
  
  Gotten falling-down drunk.
  
  Celebrating holidays and my birthday.
  
  Had sex with someone who wasn't my wife as well as someone who wasn't a woman. Oh my, I do get around...
  
  Gone to a movie I wanted to see regardless of the rating.
  
  Appreciated life and the beauty all around me.
  
  Dated a polyamorous woman, she has essentially a common-law husband.
  
  Gotten stuff pierced.
  
  Gotten a tattoo.
  
  Living without fear that someone, i.e. the elders™ would find out. Now I no longer care.
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  googlemagoogle

  technically i'm still a witness, but...
  
  - think things to the end.
  
  i always had boundaries for my thougths when still believing. i would stop my thoughts before they'd be against god or the org. because god's watching your thoughts, ya know.
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  googlemagoogle

  double post
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  katiekitten

  Watch cartoons ALL saturday morning.

  Masturbate

  Watch cartoons and masturbate

  Watch Top of the Pops (it was always on a meeting night)

  Had sex with a complete stranger who told me he was 30 and then turned out to be 18 (it was dark, I was drunk, yadda yadda yadda)

  Peed in a cemetery

  Gazumped someone to get my house

  Lied to the Inland Revenue

  Took a fornight sickie off work and got a doctors note, when I wasnt even ill. (they tried to screw me out of some pay, so I screwed em back, then they paid me the money they were trying to screw me out of so I felt bad for screwing em back for nothing. It was a long time ago)

  Found a $10 note in a shop and didnt hand it in.
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  Nellie

  Allow my children to go to birthday parties (I'm waiting for my first invitation)

  Let my son pierce his ear (he's 18)

  Become politically active

  JOIN THIS BOARD
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  PaulJ

  THINK, XMAS, Birthdays and JWD
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  bagpuss

  Have an opinion on a variety of subjects without having to think what the socety view is.
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  googlemagoogle

  Watch cartoons and masturbate
  
  which cartoons in particular turn you on most?
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  Vassago

  Oh my, where do I start??

  1) Celebrate my children’s birthdays

  2) Go to Adult clubs

  3) Swear, with class though

  4) Had a threesome (two women and a man)

  5) Dance dirty at clubs, Night clubs.

  6) Sing the National Anthem

  7) Drink with someone watching over me (I get REALLY friendly)

  8) Have a tattoo

  9) Have piercing

  10) Let my kids play in school sports

  11) Been in a couple of churches

  12) Take my kids out for breakfast on Sunday morning after sleeping in.

  13) Watch Adult movies

  14) Watch R rated movies

  15) Smoke occasionally, when I drink

  16) Wear low, very low cut shirts

  17) Meet and be friends with whom ever I want.

  18) Live life as if it were my last day.

  19) Travel everywhere I can.

  20) Joined this board!!!