by wanderlustguy 23 Replies latest jw friends
Jehovah is too busy drinking beer with me, at night, to be bothered about it. He keeps pointing out schmucks like that and grinning inanely.
He let me in on a little secret about the poor guys who don't make it in this world, too - they get 70 virgins, or somesuch...
...I think I picked that up right, but then we were on our 15th pint of the night, and he's quite a kidder, donchaknow?
I have a friend of a friend who is a born again christian, and always asks people 'do you know the Lord'.
I was kinda hoping he would ask me cos I wanted to say 'yes, but I dont like him very much'.
72 LT SEVENTY-TWO!
defd
you can fool some of the elders some of the time but not all ,all of the time.....unless they are like the ones in my old Cong who were all a bit dim.......
Kattie and little toe
No i do not count time. I only come here when i am at work. i have an easy boring job.
I think you should discuss your internet activities with the elders. I think you need some spiritual guidance on whether its an appropriate forum for a christian to be using. They will be the best spiritually qualified people to guide you.
Defd:
I can't believe you're confessing to stealing time off of your employer
Actually, for all your insensitive remarks, I'm glad your here
But then I was a fan of FredHall, too
When you decide that you want to be one of us Defd, you will be hugged until you cant take anymore!!
Yea, and you will be grope hugged by LT (you lucky bastard).
He's already one of us...the first stage is denial.
