10- You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of your god - Jehovah.
9- You feel insulted and 'dehumanized' when scientists say that people evolved from lesser life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.
8- You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in multidues of demons, angels, cherubs etc.
7- Your face turns purple when you hear of the 'atrocities' attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how Jehovah God slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in 'Exodus' and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in 'Joshua' -- including women, children, and animals!
6- You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about god sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that Jehovah's Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
5- You are willing to spend your life looking for little loop-holes in the scientifically established age of life on Earth but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by pre-historic tribesmen sitting in their tents or old men in Brooklyn claiming humanity is only 6000 years old and creation began some 49,000 years ago!
4- You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of Jehovah's Witnesses and their studies/children will be killed at Armageddon and yet you consider your religion the most 'loving'.
3- Modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics will fail to convince you, the 'Watchtower & Awake' are all the evidence you need.
2- You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of Jehovah God.
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1- You actually know a lot less than many Atheists and Agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and Watchtower history -- but still call yourself a "Christian."
TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOU ARE AN UNQUESTIONING JEHOVAH'S WITNESS
by nicolaou 34 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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nicolaou
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jeanniebeanz
How true...
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EvilForce
11) When you insist that your religion is the only TRUE one, laughing and castigating all other religions saying that Jah is going to destroy them for being dishonest, yet retreat into a corner mumbling...."we have a right to our own beliefs" when shown WTBS lies, flip flops, and inconsistencies.
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DannyHaszard
Good read for the news wire.
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stillajwexelder
YEP - That just about summarizes it
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tdogg
9- You feel insulted and 'dehumanized' when scientists say that people evolved from lesser life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.
LOL, Ive got to remember that one
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thom
When you think that learning facts from both sides and weighing them honestly is the proper way to form an opinion. But the method should never be applied when deciding that the FDS is correct in it's statements.
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troucul
2- You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of Jehovah God.
But remember, you're only asking God to help you cope with life's problems
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jgnat
You think twice about attending your dying mother's bedside. It's memorial night.
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sonnyboy
That applies to many fundamentalists.