Try saying this quickly

by katiekitten 27 Replies latest social humour

  • tijkmo
    tijkmo cant say that in 8 seconds

  • LittleToe

    Tij:I most assuredly guarantee that I used to be able to. It was independantly verified by three others, two of whom had stopwatches, and one who was expressly there to listen to what I was slurring together.

    But like everything to do with age, once the vigour and speed slows down, the stamina takes over. The tongue is no exception

  • katiekitten

    Age and cunning with overcome youth and skill.

  • gespro

    I am a sheet slitter

    I slit sheets

    I am the best sheet slitter

    that ever slit sheets

    Let me know how well you did

  • DanTheMan
    I'm not a pheasant plucker, he has gone out on the tiles
    He only plucked one pheasant and I'm sitting here with piles !

    What does "out on the tiles" mean? I think that's the name of a Zeppelin song too.

  • LittleToe

    Going out on the tiles means going out on the town. Out for a good evening, basically.

  • DanTheMan

    thanks LT, I suppose I could've googled that... :)

  • pepheuga

    don't try, as, ahem, a friend of mine once did, quoting ts eliot's "the waste land" line when you're drunk;

    "the chair she sat in like a burnished throne"

    that's ugly.


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