Try saying this quickly

katiekitten

I chased a bug
Around a tree
I'll get his blood
He knows I will
(my dad just taught it to my 7 yr old daughter, so now she can get into trouble at school!)
anewme

Cute. The English feel the word "bloody" is a bad word. Why? Ps. How nice your dad is so involved with your little one.
stillajwexelder

yes - but BUG AR --- OUND a tree - sounds like bugger which is an even worse swear/cuss word
Simon

How about:
"I thought my nose was bleeding but it's not"
fairchild

Try this one... I can say it much faster than ANYONE I know... and don't forget to say it ten times in a row.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?
FMZ

I chased a bugger round a tree,
I'll get his bloody nose I will.
FMZ
talesin

lol @ Simon
Everybody's doin' it.
Picking it and chewin' it.
Don't think it's candy,
Because it's not!
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fairchild

Picking it and chewin' it.

oh no, not again.... "it's not about how often you pick your nose, it's about what you do with the bugger."
vitty

Try this Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry yellow lorry............
impossible !
Simon

Fast:
I'm not a pheasant plucker I'm the pheasant plucker's son
And I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant plucker comes.