Which fruits do you lack?

by JH 25 Replies latest jw friends

  • JH
    JH


    I think that I need a little more "Self control and Patience" and then I'll be Perfect I can be rather impulsive at times and although I'm very patient, I could be just a little more patient.

    What are you lacking???

  • katiekitten
    katiekitten

    Melons.

    No, I lie. I have plenty melon

  • the_classicist
    the_classicist

    What about the fruit of the loins? Didn't God say, "Be fruitful and multiply."

  • JH
    JH

    Oh, you Saturday night sex thirsty posters

  • MerryMagdalene
    MerryMagdalene

    I'll take 5 lbs PATIENCE, 1/4 lb FAITHFULNESS, 1/4 lb SELF-CONTROL, and a little PEACE to nibble on in the car

    Or maybe I should just be honest and say I want it ALL and I want it NOW

    ~Merry

  • HadEnuf
    HadEnuf

    Needs Work On Everything (or so saith my husband)!

    Seriously...I am impatient and sometime lack self-control. Otherwise...like my Mr. Rat....I'm pretty darn near perfect.

  • JH
    JH

    It's funny Mumsy, being perfect didn't bring me more than my neighbour who is totally imperfect and has all in life.....Just doesn't add up...

  • Low-Key Lysmith
    Low-Key Lysmith

    Too much fruit makes me gassy.

  • JH
    JH

    A fruit that they forgot to add, and that I have plenty of is being "Horny"

  • katiekitten
    katiekitten

    well maybe you should stop mixing with fruit cakes.

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