Which fruits do you lack? (page 2)

There were plenty of "fruit cakes" at the Kingdom hall

I'm just as nutty as any fruit cake you can find..

Patience my ass. Where's the Papaya, Mango, and Limes?

Well ,

How come 'faithfulness' gets THREE cherries? It dont make no sense.

Anyone can be faithful to three...

Anyone can be faithful to three...

yes, if you love threesomes

This is for real:

I have two sisters. One named Joy and the other named Faith. My parents like to go around saying: "And we're working on Self Control."

Hey whatever happened to Modesty, Charity, Generosity and Chasity?????

I think I need a bit more self-control lol

Evanescence

Well, once I get the Indian from The Village People, I'll have them all. ;D

"Well, once I get the Indian from The Village People, I'll have them all. ;D"

That's the funniest thing I've read in a long time. ROFLMFAO!!!!!

Hey Low-Key! I remember you from a few months ago when I came to the chat regularly. :)
And it couldn't have been that funny. xD;

Which fruits do you lack?