by Gill 11 Replies latest jw friends
Sorry peoples! Some of you may find this joke in bad taste, but it makes me smile a little, but I always did have a very sick sense of humour. For our non Brit friends, 'bum' in England is referring to your bottom, and we ladies are reputed to always be asking this question of our partners
Anyway, here goes:
Two muslims go shopping for back packs. They try them on and one says to the other ' Does my bomb look big in this?'
D'oh!
He said Bomb!- Meet the Parents
"What is it with you people....?"- Anger Management
u/d(of the Bombadier class)
LMAO!!!
Evanescence
whats the difference between a white woman and a black woman
when i black woman asks..does my bum look big in this
the answer must always be...
hell yeah
but it makes me smile a little, me too - with mixed feelings
NEWS UPDATE: Moslems Multiplying in the Southeast U.S.
The governors of Alabama, Georgia & Mississippi
would like to announce that they have made a
disturbing discovery in their states.
Apparently, a small number of moslems have
become romantically involved with the locals.
The result was not pretty, and we now have the sad
task of reporting a new sector of the human race:
ISLAMABUBBAS.
So far, only a smattering of actual births has
been reported, and we are hard at work trying
to isolate and seal them off.
To date, we have identified the following:
Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba
Mohammed Jethro Bin Thinkin Bout It
Mohammed Forrest Gumpa Bubba
Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba
Bobbie Joe Bubba Charlene Atat
Betty Jean Hasbeena Badgurl
Cleavie Daba Hava Tampa
Linda Sue Bin There Dunthat
Not surprisingly, they all seem to have
sprung from one couple:
Mohammed Whoozyadaddy and Yomamma Bin Lovin.
A Christian, a Moslem, and a Jewish man, all very pious, met
at an interfaith congress and got to talking about the
experiences that had lead to their religious devotion.
The Christian recounted being on a plane when it ran into a
terrible storm over a remote wilderness area. "There was
lightening and thunder all around us. The pilot told us to
brace for the crash. I dropped to my knees and prayed to God
to save us. Then for a thousand feet all around us the wind
calmed and the rain stopped. We made it to the airport. And
since then my faith has never wavered."
The Moslem then told of a terrifying incident on his
pilgrimage to Mecca. "A tremendous sandstorm came up out of
nowhere, and within minutes my camel and I were almost
buried. Sure I was going to die, I prostrated myself toward
Mecca and prayed to Allah to deliver me. And suddenly, for a
thousand feet all around me, the swirling dust settled and I
was able to make my way safely across the desert. Since then
I have been the
most devout of believers."
Nodding respectfully, the Jewish man then told his story.
"One Sabbath I was walking back from the temple when I saw a
huge sack of money just lying there at the edge of the road.
It had clearly been abandoned, and I felt it was mine to take
home. But obviously this would have been a violation of the
Sabbath. So I dropped to my knees and prayed to Yahweh. And
suddenly, for a thousand feet all around me, it was Tuesday!"
KBAR KHALI-KILI HAFTIR LOTFAN
Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun.
EKR GABUL CARDAN DAVAT PARH GUSH DIVAR
I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie down on the floor with my arms above my head with my legs apart.
HOWMAEH FEKR TAMOMEH OEH GORTEH BANDE
I agree with everything you have ever said and thought in your whole life.
CASHAL-EH FASHAL-EH TUPHEMAN NA DEGAT MAN GOFTAM CHEESHAYEH MOHEMARIR BEHMESHVAREHMA.
If you will do me the kindness of not harming my genital appendages, I will gladly reciprocate by betraying my country in public.
AUTO ARRAREGH DAVATEMAN MANO SEPHAHEH- HASTI
It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk of your car.
KHREL, JEPAHEH MANEH VA JAYEII AMRIKAHEY
I will tell you the names and addresses of many American spies travelling as reporters.
BALLI,BALLI,BALLI
Whatever you say.
MATERNIER GHERMEZ AHLIEH GHORBAN
The red blindfold would be lovely, excellency.
TIKEH NUNEH BA OB KHRELLEH BEZORG VA KHUBE BOYAST INO BEGERAM
The water soaked breadcrumbs are delicious, thank you. I must have the recipe.
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