Glad you enjoyed it, Hawk. And glad I'm not alone in thinking this is pretty funny, because, as they say, "he who laughs alone... is nuts".
BTW, didn't anyone notice my dig regarding his occupation? He pompously referred to being the "the main administrator of an aviation organization", which I interpreted as "the secretary/receptionist at the place that supplies food services to airlines?" Not that there is anything wrong with such a job; I just wanted to bring pompous "Lex" back down to reality-- and have fun while doing so.