I double triple swear this is true.

by kls 13 Replies latest social humour

  • kls
    kls

    My sons friend and girlfriend were expecting the birth of their first child and knew the happy moment would be any day and last Thursday it was happening . At 6 :00 am she awoke with contractions and severe cramping but as you know with any to be parents it is hard to tell if it is the real thing or just another false alarm, finally when the contractions became closer together the to be father grabbed his phone book close to the bed and was calling the hopital to ask them if he should rush is girlfriend to the hospital or wait so see if this was the real thing.

    As he frantically calls the hospital and women answers and the excited to be dad explains to the person on the phone his girlfriends pains, times of contractions and what they should do , the women on the phone says ," let me connect you to infants" after a few moments someone picksup and says ,infants ,again a nice women answers and again the to be dad explains to her their dilema if they should go to the hospital or wait it out to see if this is the real thing . After a few seconds of silence the women on the other line says" sir why don't you call the hospital and ask them " the to be father says " you are the hospital ,,,aren't you ? the women replys "no , this is Walmart Super store .

    I got this straight from the daddy that did finally call the hospital and within 6 hrs ,had a beautiful baby girl.

  • candidlynuts
    candidlynuts

    LMAO! hahahahahaha

    well....walmart DOES offer a lot of services at a discount..why not child birth? you can get your tires rotated as you wait lol

  • candidlynuts
    candidlynuts

    oh yeah..congrats on the new baby!

  • horrible life
    horrible life

    at least the Walmart operator thought enough to give him to the infant dept. Just think of other departments she could have connected him to. If it had been electronics, he would still be on hold, looking for a CD of that name.

    Automotive: They would have made an appt. for her rack to be greased.

    Stationary: "yes we do have Get Well Cards"

    Toys: I don't think we have any Dolls that do that.

    Hardware: We have hooks that will bear a very heavy load.

    Housewares: We have timers

    Cleaning supplies: Yes, we have many cleaning solutions, but none say they take out amniotic fluid out of anything.

    Glad all came out well. HL

  • kls
    kls

    You guys , when the now dad told me this story i was hysterical laughing and now the joke is whenever we see him is ,,,,So i hear Walmart delivers,,,,,,,,,,,,,,lol

    I think the Walmart women he talked to will never forget this either and are still having a good laugh

  • Valis
    Valis

    I thought this thread was about some steamy tryst that involved kls and monkey love..

  • jeanniebeanz
    jeanniebeanz

    ROFLMAO!!

    Thank you for making my day... *hahahahahahahaha*

    J

  • kls
    kls
    I thought this thread was about some steamy tryst that involved kls and monkey love..

    Well Valis , did i ever tell ya about the time the ape got lose and came to my cage ? Well ,lets just say ,he went ape,,,,,,lol

  • Valis
    Valis

    stupid monkey...apes do not "do it" with the likes of you....

  • kls
    kls

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