> This is an ACTUAL article from the Watchtower...how did we get through all this stuff??? I did not remember this and looked it up. This is a totally laughable piece of work but it may be useful to some. Please note the anonymous reply and the modern day use of the info at the bottom. Thanks Alan F. for bringing this to my attention...
> The Watchtower, 12/15 1961, p. 767.
>
> * How can girls guard against temptation in this sex-crazy world?
>
> When a girl reaches the age of puberty or physical maturity, her body has
> developed in the matter of sex more than in the mind. Young folks like to
> be together, first in groups, later in twos. If they have not been
> instructed by their parents in regard to the matter of sex, a boy and a girl
> are likely to become too familiar and to engage in what is popularly called
> petting or necking. They may practice this for a time and see no bad
> results. However, the time will come when there will be great danger in such
> actions. Why? In answer to this question, we can learn about nature and sex
> from the bovine family of mammals, both wild and tame.
>
> Large herds of cattle, both male and female, wander over the plains feeding.
> Ordinarily the male or bull would not think of approaching the female or cow
> for sex purposes. If he did approach he would not receive a hearty welcome,
> but, rather, he might be gored by the cow's horns. There is no petting or
> sex relations between bull and cow permitted, because the female is not in
> physical condition to breed. The bull seems to understand this and keeps in
> his own place. However, when the female of the species is in condition to
> breed, she makes the matter known. If there is no male in the herd, she will
> go elsewhere looking for one and she is unsettled until she finds one and
> then is bred by him. Now she is contented, and the end result is a calf. In
> this connection it is interesting to note that the male animal has no season
> at which he is not willing to engage in the breeding act.
>
> If we humans would take a lesson from these creatures, we would learn
> something of importance in matters of sex, as to its purpose and the results
> of its operation.
>
> As with a cow, when a young girl who has reached her puberty is in physical
> condition to conceive and become pregnant, her sex emotions are greatly
> aroused. If she has association with a boy, she is inclined to think that it
> is the sweetness of the "boy friend" that causes this delightful and new
> feeling, and so she becomes infatuated with him. If the boy friend should
> become sexually aroused and lets her know it and then she yields her body to
> the advances of the amorous boy friend, she is likely to become pregnant as
> a result of just one sex experience of this kind.
>
> Some persons foolishly think that they know when it is "safe" to have sex
> contact with those of the opposite sex and thus avoid becoming pregnant, but
> this is a serious mistake on their part. Even learned biologists do not know
> exactly when there is no danger of conception for a woman. This is due to
> certain irregularities in the case of various females.
>
> When the ovum, that is, the egg cell from which the baby starts, is at large
> or is on its way from the woman's ovary through her Fallopian tube to the
> uterus, there it remains for an uncertain length of time, which varies
> greatly with different females. Then is the time when conception can take
> place if the ovum is met by a male life sperm. During that same time the
> female is sexually aroused and is ready for the sex act that at this time
> will cause a baby to result. This bearing of children is the sole privilege
> of the female. In fact, this is one main reason for creating the female of
> the human species.
>
> There are cases where a girl became pregnant as a result of one sex
> interview with a boy. What a price for a girl, a virgin, to pay for a few
> minutes of satisfied sex emotions! When persons start in this dangerous and
> sinful course, they find it hard to overcome future temptations. When a
> young, unmarried girl falls to the temptation, the price she pays is
> terrible: shame, sorrow, a ruined reputation, endless troubles, with the
> danger of being disfellowshiped from a congregation if the girl is a
> dedicated member. It is high time for girls to understand the make-up of
> their bodies and its functions, especially with regard to sex. Then if a
> girl understandingly takes care of herself while the ovum is at large and is
> causing sex disturbance and cravings within her, she will be able to act
> like a true lady of irreproachable morals at all times. She will avoid the
> violating of her virginity and
> the shame and conscience-stricken state due to this; and wisely she will
> direct her young life so as to end up in the position of a clean, happy wife
> and mother of legitimate children, journeying to the new world of
> righteousness, where there will be no sex problems amid a sex-crazy
> population.
>
>
>
> Dear Watchtower,
>
>
> I have recently read the 1961 article on sexuality and how it relates to
> cows. It has brought to my mind a few questions that I humbly request your
> response.
>
> 1. If the bull finds a willing cow should he wait until another bull says it
> is ok?
> 2. If there is like one bull in a whole field of cows can he only be with
> one cow?
> 3. If so, what would be the best explanation to give to the other cows when
> they had their "needs"?
> 4. If not, would this not be considered fornication to have multiple cows
> and how would the bull be dealt with judicially?
> 5. If the cow becomes pregnant, would the bull be allowed any continuing
> liberties?
> 6. Would any variation be allowed when it comes to the actual sex act
> between the bull and the cow?
> 7. If so, please provide instructions along with pictures so as to know how
> to not be in violation of bible principles.
> 8. If a bull sticks his nose where he shouldn't, would that be considered
> porneia?
> 9. What if the only bull is a real jerk, can the cows request a new bull to
> supply what is needed at the proper time?
> 10. What if the bull is not attracted to the cows in his field can he
> exchange fields with another bull if it is mutually agreeable?
>
> I would appreciate your response asap as many bulls and cows are going to be
> very frustrated until you provide the proper guidelines as to how follow
> bible principles.
> signed,
> buford bull
>
>
>This would make a good profile to join a dating service:
Interested cow is looking for a good ole bull. This bull must realize that he has to stay in
the pasture with only 1 cow-me. If you like eating grass and strolling along in green
pastures, just give me a call. Please understand that you may have to help me call the police
when my ovum is at large...I can't help this situation but hopefully we can catch it before it
gets too far away...it's just a small glitch in my system and should not hender our
relationship. I like being called pet names such as Daisy, Bluebell, etc...I know you get the
picture. If you would like to find out more on my breed, just send me an e-mail and we will
get the "sex interview" underway! (I'll explain that to you after we meet!) I look forward to
mooooooing with you.
The above is just one person's take...feel free to make any changes that you feel appropriate for your own profile! Hope you find the right bovine mate! (All this time I thought we were looking for sheep)
Swalker