I'm going to JW Hell, I'm going to die.....

by riotgirlpeeps 39 Replies latest jw experiences

  • love2Bworldly
    love2Bworldly

    8) I have grown obsessed with Buffy the Vampire Slayer (laugh if you must- I blame it on my father).

    Yeah me too on that one, except I am more obsessed with her ex-boyfriend Angel--the vampire with the soul. I imagine myself doing all kinds of naughty things with that YUMMY vampire!!!

  • katiekitten
    katiekitten

    kept my eyes open during the prayer

    Sometimes I wouldnt say amen if I didnt agree with the prayer

    I feel my own nipples

    Once watched TV instead of doing pre-study

    Fantasised about my English teacher / boy next door / friends husband / man that works at Tescos / Eddie Izzard

  • Dragonlady76
    Dragonlady76

    IF I said them all I would be here all night!

    But here's a few.....

    Lot's of premarital sex with diffirent partners

    Oral sex

    Watched porn

    Drank like a fish.

    Phone & web sex.

    Went clubbing, gambled,went to see tarot card readers, Sanetro's etc....

    Dressed like a __________ insert favorite word.

    Lied & cursed

    Went to other churches.

    Donated blood.

    I had a stint of exibitionism and stripped for a weekends when I was 19.

    DL76

  • Carol
    Carol

    At my age I've probably done most of what has been previously listed with the exception of the Protitute thing of DannyB's and was married when I had my kids1 But other than that, I've dabbled in a little bit of everything....I think the worst" SIN" I've committed that will send me to hell is....not only did I cover for a friend of mine (male) who was a baptised JW..but I blew the lid off when his family tried to say the died of complications of Diabetes...I made him a quilt and sent it to Washington, DC and then sent them a picture of it...he died of AIDS (one of the first in this country) and his *#s hole family members tried to cover it up so he could have a "WItness Funeral".

    No wait, maybe that wasn't the worst....maybe it's that I, as a middle aged heterosexual female can accept fully my 17 year old daughter's declaration that she is "Gay" and still love her and let her share my home!

    It looks like if I'm gonna burn in JW Hell, I'm gonna have some really good company! I'll bring the ice water!

  • crazyblondeb
    crazyblondeb

    I agree we'll all have good company in hell. I figure we'er so bad, we'll all get kicked out!!

    I've done everything mentioned here, except to get married while a JW.

    I know of a couple JW elders that wish I'd go to hell. That was a couple years ago when I had a toddler whose parents were JWs and blood became the issue. The hospital got guardianship because it was life or death. The elders were trying to make the parents feel horrible, even trying to get them to run with the toddler. I had security escort them from the hospital and they were banned from the premises. They tried to have me fired--blew up in their faces. The mom actually thanked me for intervening.

    Yep, I'm bound for hell!!!

    shelley

  • GentlyFeral
    GentlyFeral

    Well, it's been a while since I posted on this topic. So, for the newbies...

    Oh, wait, things that the general population doesn't consider wrong? That's a much shorter list. Well then,

    1. Christmas and Halloween (you can keep Easter)
    2. Joining another religion (Unitarian Universalist)
    3. See #2 (Pagan)
    4. Watching wonderful independent and foreign movies with actual stories and characters...and displays of bare skin, positive representations of non-straight folks, etc.
    5. Voting - haven't missed an election since I left
    6. Donating blood
    7. Celebrating birthdays
    8. Had way too much fun since our monogamous marriage became an open marriage (OK, so that one's actually controversial)

    gently feral

  • GentlyFeral
    GentlyFeral

    joannadandy,

    a Ouija and Tarrot reading cocktail hour anytime soon - of course catered by scantily clad worldy boys, and while smoking from a Hokah and wearing purple

    This sounds like my idea of a wonderful Saturday night.

    Please tell me you're not really in the Virgin Islands. I'm in California.

    gently feral

  • eyegirl
    eyegirl

    i'm just saying for the record i would like in on the ouija/tarot card cocktail hour............emphasis on the cock, heehee.

  • ESTEE
    ESTEE

    Attended channeling sessions

    Had tarot care readings

    Read books about developing my intuitive side

    Meditate

    Dance

    Have sex with my boyfriend

    My life is the best ever!!!

    Oh, and the worst thing ... sign off by saying,

    Love and light

    ESTEE

  • estrelasb
    estrelasb

    reading or watching any thing one wants to

    open discussion

    choice

    having ones OWN opinion

    freedom

    and damn good crazy sex

    now I breathe, now I breathe, god almighty breathing at last!

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