What have you gained?

by bagpuss 34 Replies latest jw friends

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet

    LOST GAINED

    My dad My boyfriend
    My mum My mum in law
    My sisters Several girlfriends I can confide anyrthing in and they won't disown me
    My misery Peace of mind
    A Bleak doom and gloom outlook A sense of humour and genuine glee
    Certain death at Ammaggettam by 30 Probably a good 40 years or more of fun and love
    Stilletoes for meetings Chunky boots I can walk in (Opposite to KK!)
    Watchtower & Awake FHM and GQ
    WTBS literature Hundreds and hundreds of talented writers
    Kingdom Melodies The Darkness, The Killers, Scissor Sisters
    No sex before marriage Sex with who I like without a ring in sight!

  • jimakazi
    jimakazi

    Gained: Everything Lost: Nothing that didn't want to go

  • greendawn
    greendawn

    No need to spend seven hours per week to attend meetings and fs, plus the time needed to get there and back home. All that for an org that doesn't really care about you one bit and that will kick you out and promptly write off anything you did for them with the least criticism you make against them however constructive.

    Crumpet, "40 more years of fun" a ten year old can say that or even a 15 year old but a 30 or 40 year old.....

  • Billygoat
    Billygoat

    Life with freedom from the shackles of ridiculous unbiblical rules.

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet

    GD - are you saying life after a certain point isn't fun?

    Crumpet, "40 more years of fun" a ten year old can say that or even a 15 year old but a 30 or 40 year old.....

    or do you mean that I won't live til I'm 70?

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    We aren't even guaranteed to survive the day, far less next weekend

    I've gained true freedom, and the liberty to use it as I will.

  • doofdaddy
    doofdaddy

    The double edged sword of truth.

    One side is freedom

    The other is it ain't that simple....

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet
    We aren't even guaranteed to survive the day, far less next weekend

    Yes - it'll be a miracle if I do survive next weekend! Even more miraculous if you do though LT after I get my mits on you!

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5
    f*ck me shoes

    Otherwise know as "CFMs"

    Josie

  • diamondblue1974
    diamondblue1974
    Sex with who I like without a ring in sight!

    I could post a reply to this but I wont...I think it is better left unsaid....heheh sorry just my twisted mind.

    DB74

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