Funny quotes!

Markfromcali

Marge: Homer, you don't have to pray outloud.
Homer: But he's way the hell up there!
Markfromcali

Another one from Family Guy:
Chris: Way to go dad! Fight the machine!
Stewie: How do you know about the machine?
(okay I guess you kind of have to know Stewie to get that one )
riotgirlpeeps

A personal favorite of mine, seen on my profile.
Blind people with no fingers could make better shadow puppets than you- From Humdrum a short film at atomfilms.com
damselfly

Hee Hee, when my b/f comes home from work and asks what I did all day I channel my inner Kip from Napoleon Dynamite
"Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day"
Damselfly