Funny quotes!

by Markfromcali 13 Replies latest social humour

  • Markfromcali

    Seems like most of the time it's some thread about profound sayings or pretty poems, how about one that's funny?

    Been watching my Family Guy DVD set so here is one. This is Stewie speaking to a security guard at the airport telling him to face is problems head on since he's a big boy now: "Hmm, the broken capillaries in your nose belie your wisdom."

  • the_classicist

    "Eviscerate the proletariat!" -- Stewie

  • talesin

    The Greek shall inherit the earth? ~ Monty Python's Life of Brian

    And now, for something completely different,

    I am a lumberjack, and that's okay!

    I sleep all night and I work all day!

  • the_classicist

    I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
    I like to press wild flowers.
    I put on women's clothing
    And hang around in bars.

  • talesin

    LOL !

    Okay, it's Sunday morning ... where is everyone? Let's go peeps, give us your best....


  • loosie

    You're a goofy goober

    yeah Were all goofy goobers yeah

    Goofy goofy goober goober yeah.

    I'm a goofy goober yeah You're a goofy goober yeah

    Sponge Bob Squarepants - The Movie

  • talesin

    lol @ loosie!

    my new kitten agrees!


  • Sith

    My all-time favorite line from a TV show is from "Married...With Children" Al is sitting on the sofa, complaining yet again about his rotten life and Peggy's poor home-making skills.
    There's a knock at the door, and Peg says, "I wonder who that could be?"
    Al replies, "It's probably the homeless, on their 'It Could Be Worse' tour"

  • EvilForce

    I like the goldfish on American Dad when asked why he's so mean he says...
    "I'm German, it's what veee do". LOL

  • JamesThomas

    Years ago on a Simpsons they were missing the family dog and it was feared dead.

    Homer comforts the children by saying: "Don't worry. If he is dead he has gone to doggy-heaven, where no matter which direction he turns he finds another dogs butt to sniff".

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