by Markfromcali 13 Replies latest social humour
Seems like most of the time it's some thread about profound sayings or pretty poems, how about one that's funny?
Been watching my Family Guy DVD set so here is one. This is Stewie speaking to a security guard at the airport telling him to face is problems head on since he's a big boy now: "Hmm, the broken capillaries in your nose belie your wisdom."
"Eviscerate the proletariat!" -- Stewie
The Greek shall inherit the earth? ~ Monty Python's Life of Brian
And now, for something completely different,
I am a lumberjack, and that's okay!
I sleep all night and I work all day!
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.
LOL !
Okay, it's Sunday morning ... where is everyone? Let's go peeps, give us your best....
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You're a goofy goober
yeah Were all goofy goobers yeah
Goofy goofy goober goober yeah.
I'm a goofy goober yeah You're a goofy goober yeah
Sponge Bob Squarepants - The Movie
lol @ loosie!
my new kitten agrees!
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My all-time favorite line from a TV show is from "Married...With Children" Al is sitting on the sofa, complaining yet again about his rotten life and Peggy's poor home-making skills.
There's a knock at the door, and Peg says, "I wonder who that could be?"
Al replies, "It's probably the homeless, on their 'It Could Be Worse' tour"
I like the goldfish on American Dad when asked why he's so mean he says...
"I'm German, it's what veee do". LOL
Years ago on a Simpsons they were missing the family dog and it was feared dead.
Homer comforts the children by saying: "Don't worry. If he is dead he has gone to doggy-heaven, where no matter which direction he turns he finds another dogs butt to sniff".
