How about this one...."Jehovah never leaves us, it's us who pull away from Him"......gag me with a spoon.....or, "who do you think they're going to believe, I'm at the meetings, and you're not!"
Delilah
What's Your Favorite JW Expressions?
by minimus 102 Replies latest jw friends
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minimus
One disfellowshipped person telling another DF'd one, "I can't talk to you. I'm trying to get reinstated."
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greendawn
"jehovah's organisation is not a democracy"
"The faithful and discreet servant has prepared for us a rich spiritual banquet"
"jehovah's organisation our loving mother"
"may jehovah be blessing you" -
delilah
Now THAT, is funny.....
Delilah
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xmj12
saying 'appreciate' five times in same sentence
"worldlings"
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minimus
Pray for the Slave......(WT. Overseer), "Let's get Sister Jones in the rear" (for a comment).
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clementine
what about this one? : "real love in congregations"
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greendawn
"a worldly education for your children is pointless so near to the end"
"the flow of the Holy Spirit among us"
"the FDS will reveal the truth in its due time" so "don't try to run ahead of him" -
Gopher
Their contrived phrases which help keep the faithful in line. None of these are found in the Bible.
- Jehovah's organization
- Saved condition
- And (apparently being heard in this summer's district CON-ventions) "apostate state of mind"
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RichieRich
I've talked about it before, but:
"some" before a number.
"There are some 6 million witnesses in some 234 lands offering books comprising of some 192 pages...."