10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.
4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.
3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.
10 Reasons Why Beer is Better than Jesus
by Tashawaa 11 Replies latest social humour
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Tashawaa
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upside/down
#11. And "beer is proof that "God" wants us to be happy".... Ben Franklin.
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LittleToe
7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer
#11. And "beer is proof that "God" wants us to be happy".... Ben Franklin.I'll give you these three, as they are advertising issues, but I'd happily debunk the rest
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Crumpet
6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away
I have to disagree - too many beers and I am knocking on doors trying to give it away - mainly to my other half who tends to lock himself in the bedroom when I have my beerhead on.
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doofdaddy
No contest, jesus was a wine drinker
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doogie
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
speak for yourself. maybe you're drinking the wrong beer.
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doofdaddy
reason 12
Beer keeps cool even when tax collectors and money lenders are about
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stevenyc
13. When you take in FAR too much beer, you get a direct link to God through the 'great white telephone'.
steve
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doofdaddy
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Beer will still love you in the morning after sinning