I loved the assemblies too because it made me see there was such a thing as CuteGuys in the troof.
Also we got to sit on the bleachers on a blanket, so I could lean back on my elbows and look like I was listening, when I was really nodding. Also if you got a job not only did you get brownie points, you got to get near the CuteGuys. But best of all it was the only meeting of the whole year where mum and dad let me eat sweets during the sessions.
Im not sure how they decided what the Official Assembly food was going to be, but it was the same every year - peaches, doughnuts, those bars of chocolate where each square had a raised centre with runny strawberry cream in it, burgers with fried onions.
We went through a phase of selling meal tickets and then buying the food with the tickets. Guess there just wasnt enough queueing, so they had to invent some more. Each ticket was 5p, 10 tickets on a strip. What a bizarre system, as it didnt stop money being circulated in the ground, It just meant you queued at one guy for tickets then with another guy for food. I think it was to make sure everything was done in 50p chunks, so that there were loads of tickets left over, so you just put them into the donations boxes at the end. What a sneaky con.