You can't join the YMCA.
Can't say lucky.
I am so L U C K Y that I am no longer one of the b'Ogres.
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Name Some Rules/Things That Are Peculiar To Jehovah's Witnesses
by minimus 27 Replies latest jw friends
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minimus
Leolaia, you're right but if a Witness said A.D., they would be corrected.
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Mac
Checking out the shapely legs on a particularly hot sista at the hall but, never being able to express appreciation for such gifts from God amongst da brudders cuz ya gotsta play the Eunuch game while knowing damn well that everybody else was in woody suppression mode that day too ..LOL
mac,
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minimus
Certainly, SEX is taboo.
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fairchild
For example, ONLY JWs will disfellowship someone for smoking.
Let's be a bit more specific on this one. JWs will disfellowship someone for smoking since they made up the non smoking rule. JWs who were part of the org. before that rule came into effect could smoke their brains out without being disfellowshiped.
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minimus
JWs make up all their rules whenever they want. Jehovah permits this.
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benito
You can't say Old Testament or New Testament. You have to refer to them as Hebrew Scriptures and Greek Scriptures.
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EvilForce
Jehoba doesn't permit this.... it's called "Noo Light"
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minimus
Evil Force---that was a good one!
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EvilForce
They are the only religious group that I know of that will discuss and hypothosize about how they might be tortured by the govenment. In FS a car group might discuss how their thumbnails will be ripped out...or their teeth drilled out.... sick, sick, sick.