Auxiliary Pioneer in May!!!

by iiz2cool 26 Replies latest jw friends

  • iiz2cool
    iiz2cool

    Did you miss the privilege of auxiliary pioneering in April?

    IT'S NOT TOO LATE!

    You can do it in May, and here's a sample schedule to help you get your time!

    Anyone can do it, and you can be certain that Jehover will bless you!

    Walter

  • IP_SEC
    IP_SEC

    You sign up first walter, if you do it I will.

    What? Im not going to do it alone.

  • MerryMagdalene
    MerryMagdalene

    Too funny, Walter!!!

    It all seems so easy when you see it laid out like that. If the bOrg was to offer that as a pattern, boy would their numbers shoot up! The number of male Aux.P's might even begin to rival that of the femmes.

    ~Merry

  • iiz2cool
    iiz2cool
    You sign up first walter, if you do it I will.

    Nope. I'm pretending to be an elder, encouraging others to do it but not doing it myself.

    Besides, they'd probably turn me down. Last time I didn't make my hours, probably because I didn't have kids to yell at.

    Walter

  • vitty
    vitty

    I remember pointing to the schedule and mouthing to my husband "you could do that "

    Was I insane!!!!!!! He worked 60 hours a week for Gods sake

    I just hoped it would make him more "spirtual" like the society promised

    I did it, a couple of times a years it was so hard. But what the heck it raised your status and you got mentioned on the platform.

  • JH
    JH

    Does our time count if we post on this board?

  • iiz2cool
    iiz2cool
    Does our time count if we post on this board?

    You're a fine example of a brother who's trying to expand his ministry by finding new avenues of service.

    You'll be a MS in no time!

    Walter

  • steve2
    steve2

    I can only have one hour for marital due and so infrequently over the month of May? Make it at least three times a week and for, say, three to four hours, and you've got a deal, okay?

  • donald
    donald

    lol thats TOO funny....it reminds me of when we used to aux pioneer.....Donald

  • lawrence
    lawrence

    Having been a full time pioneer (100+ hrs a month) I have 2 questions:

    1. What's happening on Wednesdays?

    2. Why not give the wife a few more hours and spend less time on donuts?

    Loved the post!

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