Ethics Test!!!

by upside/down 16 Replies latest social humour

  • upside/down
    upside/down

    I stole this from a very anti-G.W.Bush friend of mine and modified it a little....

    Enjoy!

    Ethics Test

    This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an
    honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.
    The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you
    will have to make a decision.

    Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.

    Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.

    You are in Florida, Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you
    caused
    by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical
    proportions.
    You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught
    in
    the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You're
    trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling
    around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of
    its
    destructive fury.

    Suddenly you see a man floundering in the water. He is fighting for his
    life,
    trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer . . . somehow
    the
    man looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is.

    It's Ted Jaracz!

    At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him
    under... forever. You have two
    options--you can save the life of Bro.Ted Jaracz or you can shoot a dramatic
    Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world's
    most
    powerful men.

    So here's the question, and please give an honest answer :

    Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic
    simplicity of black and white?

    u/d (of the plagarist class)

  • catchthis
    catchthis

    Too easy. Every good photo journalist worth his salt is now using some type of digital SLR camera. Go ahead and snap it in color and then convert it B&W later if you want to.

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    The real dilemma is how you get a picture of your foot on his head.
    Timer delays are such tricky little things...

  • ColdRedRain
    ColdRedRain

    I'd let him live. The last thing this religion needs is another martyr to rally the troops.

  • Lehaa
    Lehaa
    The real dilemma is how you get a picture of your foot on his head.
    Timer delays are such tricky little things...

    Tis ok little toe, i'll take the pic,

  • upside/down
    upside/down
    The last thing this religion needs is another martyr to rally the troops.

    who are the current "martyrs"?

    The Dubs are such a sorry lot, I don't think they are capable of "rallying"...

    The WT Publishing company...is in IT'S "last days"....IMO.

    u/d (of the you can fool some of the people some of the time class)

  • RunningMan
    RunningMan

    Well, first of all, since when is Ted Jaracz one of the world's most powerful men?


    Seriously though, I think it would be incumbent upon any compassionate person to drop their camera, race to the scene of the disaster, and hit him over the head with a hammer - because those flood waters can be unpredictable. He just might wash to shore.

  • tetrapod.sapien
    tetrapod.sapien

    no way man, i'd save him. i can see the headlines now (LOL):

    JW Cult Leader Saved from Certain Death by Infidel Apostate

  • RichieRich
    RichieRich
    Every good photo journalist worth his salt is now using some type of digital SLR camera.

    You said it! Photoshop that bastard!!

    I think it would be incumbent upon any compassionate person to drop their camera,

    Have you priced Digital SLRs lately?

  • upside/down
    upside/down
    JW Cult Leader Saved from Certain Death by Infidel Apostate

    Would you at least "accidentally" kick him in the nuts as you pulled him out?

    Please say you would....

    u/d (of the steamin at the bOrg like a cow pie in a snow drift class)

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