Mothers Spit and Bandaids

by Lehaa 18 Replies latest social humour

  • Lehaa
    Lehaa

    Just had a kid come in needing a bandaid, Just made me think of a friends comments the other day.

    She reckons that all we need in the world is mothers spit and bandaids.

    Mothers spit cleans absolutely anything, and bandaids fix any ailment that a child can come up with.

    Was thinking, what else in the world fixes absolutely everything?

  • EvilForce
    EvilForce

    KY Jelly?

    LOL

  • Little Red Hen
    Little Red Hen

    What gets me is if spit and a band-aid won't fix it, a Mom probably has something in her purse that will.

    (thinking of my mom's purse, and how Mary Poppins' carpet bag had nothing on hers!)

  • Lehaa
    Lehaa

    hey evil, have you tried the new warming one, it's fantastic.

    lil red, yep my mom's like that, got everything in her purse.

  • EvilForce
    EvilForce

    Silky smooth and warming too...

    Ought to be their new tag line.

  • Lehaa
    Lehaa

    evil,

    I agreee, I wanna buy shares in it, it's gonna be worth a fortune

  • iggy_the_fish
    iggy_the_fish

    Lavender! My gf seems to believe it can cure everything. There's not a single square centimetre of my body she's not tried to rub lavender into at some time

    ig.

  • Lehaa
    Lehaa

    yeah I love lavender too

    That mixed with chamomile and Ylang Ylang

    Nothin better.

  • Eyebrow2
    Eyebrow2

    Duct tape of course.

    the new KY warming jelly and duct tape can save the world is used together.

  • lilbit
    lilbit

    a good shot of jack that'll heal whatever ails ya

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