I would love to see this on a JW tombstone:
FUTURE SITE OF MY UPCOMING RESURRECTION, OCTOBER 2034
by new boy 73 Replies latest jw friends
I would love to see this on a JW tombstone:
FUTURE SITE OF MY UPCOMING RESURRECTION, OCTOBER 2034
It would read-------------SHE WAS A GIVER MORE THAN A RECEIVER------------------------take it for what it is worth, it is the truth.
I don't want a headstone. I want my body thrown in a ditch to cause great turmoil. Preferably in one of those "private" conclave of homes for the uber wealthy. Stink up the place nicely too :)
My dead, bloated, stinky, (yet nicely muscled) body dumped on the 17th green somewhere.....
LOL
or maybe
"When he met his maker, his maker had a one word summation of deceased's life........Wow!"
I told my kids that it was up to them. I am *very* good to my kids... lol
J
"Im ready to meet my maker.....But Im not quite sure if my maker is ready to meet me"
the guy whose life
this rock does mark
was known as a rolling stone
if you ever try
to dig him up
you'll find he's long long gone.
Since many people have told me they want to dance on my grave, I will be buried at sea.
Wanting and having are two very different things. I shall not have one, as I shall not die, so saith the Lord. :)
Cremation and scattered in Northern Ontario
My new philosophy in life is
"Life sould not be a journey to the grave, with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries and chocolate in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming- Woo Hoo, What a ride"
So "Woo Hoo what a ride" is what I wan't on mine