Even in our very best of times, we have all had to 'fake' one for the team.
What was your best zinger?
Your BEST excuse for missing a meeting?
by ljwtiamb 39 Replies latest jw friends
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whyamihere
I said "ER" was on and I could not miss it!
I said that with out thiking...I felt stupid yet I laughed about it!
Brooke
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Doubtfully Yours
Terrible headache!
Heartburn/indigestion/diarrhea.
Plain tired/stressed out from work.
DY
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Dismembered
The dog ate my checkbook.
Dismembered
"Don't you go dyin' on me now"
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candidlynuts
told my ex "I'm an adult and I dont WANT to go"
that got me yelled at, books thrown at me and other assorted threats.. but i didnt go!
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unbeliever
sick, too much hw
then around 15 i stopped making excuses and flat out said i wasn't going because i has better things to do with my time like watch friends
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JH
I wanted to be a "supreme one" on jwd...
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iiz2cool
I prefer honesty. When the ex started telling me to get off my butt for the meeting I'd say "I can't be bothered."
Walter
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jeanniebeanz
I said, "Sorry. The meetings depress me and I become physically ill when even pulling to the parking lot. You'll have to go without me."
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love11
My period! Somehow I was on mine about 3 times every month! hahaha
