You know when you have been on the forum to long when,,,

by kls 44 Replies latest jw friends

  • kls
    kls

    ...She thinks yer a hoot, by the way.

    Mac ,,,,,,,,a hoot ? Did ya show her my Avatar that i is a monkey and not an owl

    Ask your wife if a hoot can throw it's poop like me ?,,,,,,,,,Macs wife ,,,come a little closer to the screen dear!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Mary
    Mary

    You're watching Star Trek:TNG episode where Jean Luc first gets assimilated by the Borg, and you automatically think of the JWD website.

  • lonelysheep
    lonelysheep
    you know when you have been on the forum too long when, you start seeing emu's on tv all the time

    Whenever I see an Emu story on the news, I think of you, Candidly!

    You know you have been on this forum too long when....

    you've got your never been a dub spouse planning their vacation around apostofests, too.

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    I saw an emu on a news item, last night, and thought of Candidly

    But I was good and, unlike Gumby, I didn't touch myself

  • ljwtiamb
    ljwtiamb
    You know when you have been on the forum to long when,,,

    as your jw mate walks in on your computer session, to avoid being caught on JWD, you quickly switch to a homo porn site.

    (No offense intended Evil!)

    The judicial committee is more merciful on porn than apostasy!

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet

    ljwtlamb - LMAO!

    to avoid being caught on JWD, you quickly switch to a homo porn site.

    or when you are on business in a nother city with no web access you text your JWD buddy to find out if you have missed anything! (DB - you know who you are. LOL)

    or when you have to leave the board to catch a train home but you still want to post - so you text posts to your JWD buddy to post for you because you cannot wait til you get home!( me - guilty as charged - thanks tj!)

  • blondie
    blondie

    You start calling your spouse by their JWD username.

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet

    which one is your spouse then blondie? btw - congratulations on yoru move to NZ - I fancy going there one day!

    And Ljwtlamb - when did you go to Brazil?

    crumpet!

  • bikerchic
    bikerchic

    blondie!

    You start calling your spouse by their JWD username.

    Guilty!

    When you can't see a Gumby toy or a bag of M&M's and think of them in any other way than a person on JWD. Worse yet is when you start collecting them and place them around your computer.

  • kls
    kls

    Or when your wallpaper on your computer is the same as your Avatar on JWD and your dub partner asks why that pic and you almost say" Oh that is my pic on JWD"

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