So what is Debil da Satan doing these days...?

by upside/down 18 Replies latest jw friends

  • upside/down
    upside/down

    I mean (assuming DdS as "christianity" teaches) what is his typical day like... What does an eons old entity with almost "Almighty God" like intellect, and LOTS of power, legions of deemunz and do all day (of course I'm assuming his day never ends as he can fly about the Earth and keep up with daylight)?

    Where is his "rebutal" to all the one sided info we get in da Bible... certainly he has a beef and a right to talk openly about it (like us).

    Please don't say he's out to get all the Dubs (oops I meant the 144K). He's already got them in his back pocket.

    I really would like to know...

    And where do you think is his favorite spot here (Vegas? Brooklyn?) ?

    u/d (of the loves a good debate class)

  • googlemagoogle
    googlemagoogle

    he's playing blizzard's "diablo 2"

  • Frog
    Frog

    i think satan da debil would be a great candidate for the "this is your life" program, he is afterall so misunderstood:-( I'd tune in for that...if you watch Southpark you'll know that Satan was Saddam's B*tch, so I'm guessing with Saddam now in the hague (??) Satan's probably out on the prowl?...sorry couldn't think of anything orginal?? frog

  • El blanko
    El blanko
    I really would like to know...

    Are you sure?

    I am assuming you don't actually believe in Satan, so why the interest

  • googlemagoogle
    googlemagoogle

    maybe he's trying to protect us from our evil god.

  • zaphod
    zaphod

    is he not floor manager for jerry springer?

    zaphod

  • El blanko
    El blanko

    Maybe this will enlighten? (a cool Reggae song - get downloadin' )

    Max Romeo - Iron Shirt

    Lucifer son of the mourning, I'm gonna chase you out of earth!
    I'm gonna put on a iron shirt, and chase satan out of earth
    I'm gonna put on a iron shirt, and chase the devil out of earth
    I'm gonna send him to outa space, to find another race
    I'm gonna send him to outa space, to find another race

    Satan is an evilous man,
    But him can't chocks it on I-man
    So when I check him my lassing hand
    And if him slip, I gaan with him hand

    I'm gonna put on a iron shirt, and chase satan out of earth
    I'm gonna put on a iron shirt, and chase the devil out of earth
    I'm gonna send him to outa space, to find another race
    I'm gonna send him to outa space, to find another race

    Him haffi drop him fork and run
    Him can't stand up to Jah Jah son
    Him haffi lef' ya with him gun
    Dig off with him bomb...

  • googlemagoogle
    googlemagoogle

    ah, i know this song. aint there a prodigy version of it?

  • El blanko
    El blanko
    aint there a prodigy version of it

    Not sure to be honest.

    I know a lot of Reggae songs, but hardly any Prodigy, aside from Firestarter. Not my thing you see

  • donald
    donald

    i think that hes hanging out with usma ben laden....micheal moore...hillary clinton..sadam hussian...and barney frank......just a thiught...donald

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