How bout I come over to your house kick you in the jimmies and give your wife a titty twister and call it a "loving" sheparding call. Cause I'm sure it would be more enjoyable than Brother Amway and Brother Hypocrite coming over :)
LMAO..... F'n HYPOCRITES!!! The angels are working...
You forget "Brother I've tried every MLM and I'm still broke (cuz of Satan)"... he always shows up!
u/d (of the get a haircut and get a real job class)
So as the wifey and I are there with a BUNCH of our new worldly friends celebrating ones 46 B-day and having a rip roaring wholesome good time. We spy these 2 "sisters" at the bar. They are HAMMERED and literally have these guys all over them (hands in pants etc.).
Wish I was there to give guys a hand.