I had heard the one about John Paul II's brother being a witness in Poland. In the incarnation I read, he was the branch committee coordinator in Warsaw. I told Sister Christall that I did not believe that was true. She said it most definitely was. So I went down to Walden books and read throught the Pope's autobiography. Of course he had no witness siblings. I reported this to the sister and was told that he had disowned his brother and that's why he wasn't mentioned...and she cautioned me about reading books about the pope.
Of course, it's a crock of shit...but she wouldn't admit that even in the face of indisputable evidence