If women can go to heaven..........

by JH 30 Replies latest jw friends

  • GentlyFeral
    GentlyFeral

    JH,

    Maybe they could pass the mike with a hat on?

    You can leave your hat on Joe Cocker Baby take off your coat
    Real slow
    Baby take off your shoes
    I'll take your shoes
    Baby take off your dress
    Yes yes yes
    You can leave your hat on
    You can leave your hat on
    You can leave your hat on Go on over there
    Turn on the light
    No all the lights
    Come back here
    Stand on this chair
    That's right
    Raise your arms up to the air
    No shake 'em You give me a reason to live
    You give me a reason to live
    You give me a reason to live
    You give me a reason to live Sweet darling You can leave your hat on
    You can leave your hat on Suspicious minds a talkin'
    Try'n' to tear us apart
    They don't believe
    In this love of mine
    They don't know I love you
    They don't know what love is
    I know what love is Say...why can't sisters pass the hat mic? gently feral

  • JH
    JH

    Baby take off your dress
    Joe cock her.......

  • Flash
    Flash
    Why can't they pass the mike at the hall?

    Women can rule MANkind from heaven but NOT from earth???

  • ButtLight
    ButtLight
    Women can rule MANkind from heaven but NOT from earth???

    Praise the lord! AMEN

  • Effervescent
    Effervescent

    Who says we don't?

  • trevor
    trevor

    The Bethal Bopper specialise in making promises that they will never have to deliver on.

    Back in 1950 they decided that some of the earth?s future princes could come from among its ordinary members - when the ?new world? came. This ?blessing? distracted the members from the fact that the long awaited men of faith had not appeared. It cost the Society nothing to reveal this ?new truth? because appointment as a prince depended on the ?new world? coming.

    Now they offer immortality and kingship (a contradiction in terms) to women in heaven but on earth in the here and now bug*** all. The only privilege they are allowed is cleaning the toilet!

  • loosie
    loosie

    i'd pass the mike in a low cut dress and bend over a lot!

    (see if brother self righteous can remember his comment with these babies in his face!)

    You Go Candid! And if you think he isn't looking jiggle them a lil bit.

    I would like to pass the mike than just sit there trying to make the slit in my skirt dissapear!
    that is why women can't pass mikes, because of the slit in the skirt.
  • Sunspot
    Sunspot
    Why can't they pass the mike at the hall?

    It might be simply because they don't want to!

  • tijkmo
    tijkmo

    theres no women in heaven....revelation 8:1 makes this point

    And when he opened the seventh seal, a silence occurred in heaven for about a half hour
  • whyamihere
    whyamihere

    LOL @ tijkmo! So Funny!

    I got that one! I think?!

    Brooke

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