Dog food for lunch

by onacruse 16 Replies latest jw friends

  • onacruse

    So, I'm getting ready to head out the door this morning, and Kate says that my lunch is ready and sitting on the kitchen countertop.

    I take my vitamins, and right next to them is a can of Purina Alpo "Prime Cuts (In Gravy!)"...and what's even better, they've been FLAME BROILED.

    I'm thinking that the honeymoon is over.

  • franklin J
    franklin J

    ...I assume that Kate is your wife...

    If so, I would buy her a dog leash and ask her if she is interested in going for a walk....

  • calamityjane

    Sounds like your in the dog house. What did you do?

  • Sunspot

    Do you carry a can opener in the car?


  • Shutterbug

    Offer to share your lunch with Kate.

  • prophecor

    Ah yes, sweet matrimony,'s a dog's wife!!!

  • frenchbabyface

    uh ??? ... what did you espect ? they're is a time to get into normal life (honeymoon is honeymoon and then well ...) I'm sure you feel lucky anyway !

  • hillbilly

    I remember when you were single, Craig. That brand was your favorite then, why gripe now? She loves you enough to get you the best!


  • Descender

    Ewww, Alpo was the brand that I opened and found a full chicken beak and an eyeball looking at me. I'm not much of an Alpo guy, there are better dog foods that are much tastier.

  • Country_Woman

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