Jehovah Hates Foreskins!!!!!!!!! (page 3)

lisavegas420

You Gotta Be joking Lizavegas420!!

Yes, I was....and now that I think about it, I realize that comment was totally unecessery and I apologize....

The floppy disk story was funny....thank you...

Mac

I like potato skins...that's half baked and off topic....right??:) mac

unclebruce

LOL you never need to apologize to me lisavegas420,

Geez, it's not often one hears the word 'unecessary' around here .. aren't you sweet LOL

smiles are precious, you make me laugh .. you're a gem just as you are I tell ya .. don't change!

best wishes, unc

ps: I was just having fun at your expense (i'm a very warped man lol)

Mac

Maybe the Hoba wanted us menz to have hidey parts too??????? Just a forethought.......

ballistic

One day I left a floppy disc at Uni. When I got it back and opened it up and it was chockablock full of pictures of foreskins .. big ones, little ones .. hundreds of the aweful ugly wrinkly things! What happened was that nurses also use our computer room and one of them copied them onto a floppy with my name on it (never left a floppy in the computer room since)
It's kinda put me off nurses too! lol

I know what you mean about nurses, I had to put one of them gowns on that's open at the back, except I didn't know how to put it on. Where I thought it was strange being open all down the front with my dangley bits sticking out, the nurses thought it was very funny.

Wallflower

This reminds me of a mate of mine. He got a job at Dudley zoo as an elephant circumciser. He said the pay was crap, but the tips were huge.

:))

Greenpalmtreestillmine

Hi Gumby. Greenie here.

Many pediatricians and obstetricians also "Hate" foreskins.

As for Moses and the foreskin problem. Would it have been better to send Moses to tell Pharoah to listen up and fly right when Moses himself had not done so? If the Bible record said that Moses had failed to circumcise his child but Jehovah told him, "Hey, that's okay Mo baby you're my fave guy and I'm gonna let you and your son off on this one. Now go tell that rat Pharoah if he doesn't listen to me I'm gonna kill his son," then a charge of favortism and hypocrisy would be the discussion here. Before Moses went to tell Pharoah to listen to God, he himself also had to listen to God. That's all.

gumby

Mornin Grennie

That was a good explanation...I'll agree. Jehovah could have just as well have told Moses that unless he got that booger off his nose....he would kill him. I was just wondering though why Ol'' grumpy ass Jehovah didn't like foreskins in the first place......he made the ugly little bastards didn't he? Why did he put the skin on there in the first place only to demand it be cut off?

Gumby

Elsewhere

This reminds me of a mate of mine. He got a job at Dudley zoo as an elephant circumciser. He said the pay was crap, but the tips were huge.

Boooooooo!!!

Sssssssss!!!

gumby

My gawd.....ever since I started gettin all excited about non-circumcision....a whole new world opened up to me! It's even better than religion!

Look what I found here fellas 449 Famous Males with Foreskins (I edited a bunch)

"The following is a list of celebrities and their proclaimed UNCUT status."
"* Indicates likely status, although some disagree."

Hank Aaron, Atlanta Braves
Nick Adams, Actor "The Rebel"
Spiro Agnew, Former Vice President USA
Prince Albert, (Monaco)
Alan Alda, Actor "Mash"
Paul Anka, Singer
Desi Arnez (JR & SR), Actor/Singer
James Arness, Actor "Gunsmoke"
Eddie Arnold, Singer
Max Baer, Sr., Boxer
Boris Becker, German Tennis
Peter Berlin, Porno film
Ken Berry, Actor "Mamma's Family"
Dan Blocker, Actor "Bonanza"
Vida Blue, Baseball
Sonny Bono, Singer
Bjorn Borg, Tennis
Mike Bossy, NY Islanders
David Bowie, Singer/Actor
Marlon Brando, Actor
Pierce Brosnan, Actor "Remington Steele"
Yul Brynner, Actor "King & I"
Horst Bucholz, Actor
Richard Burton, Actor
Macho Camacho, Boxer
Glen Campbell, Singer
Johnny Carson, TV Host
Johnny Cash, Singer
Sean Connery, Actor
Chuck Connors, Actor
William Conrad, Actor
Frank Converse, Actor
Bob Crane, Actor "Hogan's Heroes"
Johnny Crawford, Actor "Rifleman"
Walter Cronkite, Newscaster
Bing Crosby, Actor/Singer
Frank Zappa

Jehovah Hates Foreskins!!!!!!!!!

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